Breaking news -
In a move that’s sent shockwaves through the political arena, President William Ruto has appointed Kithure Kindiki as the new Deputy President. This comes after the dramatic ousting of former DP Rigathi Gachagua, who was impeached by the Senate in a turn of events that nobody saw coming—except maybe everyone.
In Mlolongo, the streets have erupted in what can only be described as… well, utter mayhem. Leading the charge of hardcore Kindiki loyalists was none other than local legend Ramsey Mutinda Kalonzo, better known by his rather apocalyptic KenyaTalk handle, @NUBIA. Crowds cheered, danced, and some even cartwheeled, celebrating this political twist.
Exclusive footage obtained by CNN:
