club fights

One thing I hate when I go out clubbing is club fights. They always end up tragic in one way or another. I once went to Club Rafikiz in Nakuru back in 2015 before its closure; after the prinsloo 7’s game, crowds started becoming too rowdy and this led to revellers exchanging fists. In no time it became a brawl where people were hitting each other with beer and whiskey bottles, while others went on to beat the crap out of one another using wooden chairs. Some bouncer was hit hard on his back with a chair that he lost consciuosness and fell down. The only solution was to call the police after which everyone had disappeared when police had arrived. Damage had been done, an unconscious bouncer, broken bottles, broken furniture, broken glasses, broken tables blood everywhere. It was painful for the owner to see that.

The same predicament almost happened to us some times ago. We had gone clubbing, Diego, Dickson and I at club EDGE along Moi Avenue. Booked a table and ordered drinks. After kuletewa pombe zetu, sijui Diego aliona aende kusumbua dame flani hapo and since he’s a smooth talker he managed to snatch her from her boyfriend which didnt go down well with the boyfriend. Huyo boy alikam kama amecharge towards Diego akarusha kidevu but Diego alikuwa ashaona akaihata. Diego juu akona mwili kiasi alimlemea na akampiga mavidevu kadhaa crew ya uyo boy kucheki ivo ikakam, Dickson na mimi pia tukaamka. Msee mmoja alitupa chupa ikahata ikagonga mzae flani apo. Nakwambia mzae aliamka kama amewai kijana mmoja kibare akaacha alama za vidole. Sasa ikaturn ikawa full brawl. Mimi kuona hivo nikashow Dickson na Diego tujitoe ndo mabouncer wakikam wasitupate juu wakitupata itakuwa ngori sana. Saa hio mabouncer walikuwa wameanza kushika wasee wakiwafungua mabare. Sisi tayari tulikuwa tushatoka. Ule dame sijui alifeel Diego coz hiyo idhaa yote alikuwa na Diego hadi tukihepa bado walikuwa wameshikana bumper to bumper.

Rugby players are fond of that habit. Hizo matabia za kupigana nfio zilifanya niache kuenda 7D Nakuru

Never try that shit in some neighboring countries. There are so many military and secret police officers who will not hesitate to kill you or even make you disappear.

Hakuna kitu Mimi uondokea faster kama bar brawls. Unaeza pata severe injuries ama udedi ukidhani to ni jokes.

Bar brawls are for dumb mutherfuckers with small dicks and self-esteem issues. Who in his right mind starts or gets into a fight in a bar to prove a point.

Hao ni mostly college students

hapana hang out club moja na watoto,hata kama si wako,klub mingi ziko na zimetulia,ngoma sambamba

Just find a good club to go to,I have never understood how someone can go to town to party,that is why i stick to Kiza,Some times B-club (if there are no Nigerian events and there are few Nigerians)bristo,mercury,Galileo and Alchemist

I spent a week in a Cell pale Jinja. Club Sombreros is where we got into a browl juu one of our mboys snatched this hot Anyankole chick from a Ugandan man. Kumbe this guy was a police officer and was not amused and so He called for back up na sisi na Upuzi wetu we didn’t hesitate exchanging punches with those officers. To cut the story short one of my friends was sentenced to 6months in Luzira Prison and the other was in a police station in Iganga Town while I got saved by my Dad after a week and how He came to know about it, I never asked and He never spoke a word about it.

A good friend lost his bro to a bar brawl. He was stabbed in the stomach 3 times.
Mimi vita ikianza najitoa.

We we once sitting with my three friends in a club when some guy in the neighboring table decided he had drunk enough to demand respect from us somehow to appear macho to the women they had. On cold reception he didnt hesitate to take a serious swing at us. Aaaiiih we had to beat him up, everything broke and there was a mess. he ended being dragged away and footing the bills of the damage and spilt drinks. tukajitoa saa hio hio.
Mimi watu kama hao husema if the situation was right we should have killed him. he ought not to live.
how does someone start throwing punches at people who are not even interested with talking to you?

7D is the headquarter of fights. I almost lost an eye

It happened late last year Sting and two guys were arrested.Kwenda kuwatoa asubuhi central the cops walikuwa wamewaandikia mpaka makosa ya kuumiza police + kuresist arrest.They had to part with 10k each.Io siku karao walikula vizuri

You mess with me coz i look softy softy …my army pays you promptly. I wont even rise from my seat

Mngewaacha wakae kidogo. Cops husoften kiasi hasira ikishapungua.

I have fought when provoked and even that was very stupid of me. Usiwahi kubali mwanaume(or mwanamke) akupandishe hasira kwa club juu wako na unresolved internal issues juu wewe ndio utaumia.

Lakini ego saa zingine hukataa…

niaje dame? Utachora saba nikuchoree mazero kwa cheque later

You can only mess with me here. Trust me mi ni mtu wa vijana, and tukichana i am with them …whenever i drink ninao …u buy them these mzingas wako fitty

They are medics and walikuwa na warning from med supp so ingifikie wakubwa wamehata job ingebidii wameingia disciplinary.The guys were desperate to get out of those walls bana

Hiyo ni uhuni. I always drink in a pub that I know only a mature crowd hangs in.