It was during my posting in the western part of this country. Young guy, new money …and therefore new bitches be hollering. I had started a routine of identifying a new chiquitta by wednesday each week, engaging them seriously (Texts, calls & dates) and munching them on sato or sunday. Monday and tuesday were used to shake off the previous week’s lay. I had coined the phrase, ‘Gari Mpya’. When these ladies used to come, i usually tested them for ngwesh, ofcos they all turned negative, and i would dry fry them. The thinking was, ile HIV yenye kit haiwezi detect is a few weeks old, and I, cannot be hurt by a puppy HIV.
Now one time we shift our routine clubs with my workmates. Reason is, this new one, though interior ocha ocha, had fab kuku choma, good beer pricing and better ‘ofisaas’ treatment. I immediately identify a luo barmaid, dark na rangi imeshika, and asset-ous body. On my second visit i bang her kwake near the bar. Ofcos sina kit with me so i use protection. Nice pussaynina though. Another workmate of mine anajishikia the other barmaids too.
One friday, the other workmate ameenda ngumbaru in another town. Guy was doing degree. As an early member of team mafisi, i make advances to his barmaid. We drink with the other workmates till club closes and i convince the barmaid to go with us. When we arrived another workmate anataka kuninyang’anya thinking that am drunk silly…
WEEEH!
I took the barmaid hand and off we ran to my house. (Comical sight)
tukifika i dry fried her. Aki av never seen boobies that big yet zimejaa. aki! Morning time ningempima, alitoka early while i was sleepy. Usually i used to pima ladies i dint pre-test later on in the morning. Kijana nilistressika.
A few weeks later, barmaid yuko, “Aki sichanyesha”
