Clearly not a hoe

This scenario happened last year around August and i have just reminisced it and i regret meeting the woman

I meet her on tagged and she was straight forward that she was into hookup.

I remember it was on a sunday night and we agreed to meet on tuesday at 10am at her place( karibu kwa grao 44).

She insisted i come with the Cds and she will only accept cash which seemed weird but it was okay.

Kufika maskani i found a kikuyu obese old lady probably mid 40s. She was a teacher but had lost her job due to covid 19 pandemic aside from being a teacher she also talked about the church.

To support her business i paid 1500 for two shots and we stripped naked na i put on the CD.

She gave the worst BJ ever.that made me stopped her in whatever she was doing.i decide to fuck her. i inserted my dick in her vagina and pumped some few strokes until i saw blood.

I immediately stopped and shouted blood. Basically am disgusted by blood and i don’t think i can be a nurse.

she said “kwani bado nanyesha” na kuenda kwa washroom.

She told me to come back on thursday we finish what we started. in the evening we texted and i told her i was not interested anymore.

she accepted but later on tells me i have a nice dick when i decided to show appreciation i was already blocked.

Imagine what 1700 could do? But anyway i fed her bloody bustard child(ren).

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1700 nakula nyama alafu nateremsha na white cap kadhaa bila haraka…

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ulitomba mama mzee ananyesha na ukamlipa 1700?
losers everywhere

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We are all in this together.

1700 inclusive of transport to her place and CDs

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You deserve ile kibare ya salasyia

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11 shots za calabash zilienda Kwa nyanya Mzee kushinda kapotty

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A true warrior is not afraid to have blood on their sword

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cd za gava ni bure. unatomba malaya na bado unanunua cd?

Ningeondoka the second niliona ni mumama mzee and obese :green_emoji:

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Vile @cortedivoire na @Kenyan1887 wamesema

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Kutu ni mbaya

Period blood is disgusting

Kwanza smell, ni kama samaki , chums Mzee na mayai mbicchi, harufu inabaki kwa mapua for two days. I couldn’t eat buanaa

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I dont deal with low lives

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Hata mimi nimewahi kutana na mumama muzee hapo mirema drive but I was too horny. Niliimbiza hiyo bedford regardless. Niliingia kwa nyumba yake and imagine watoi wake walikua wanacheza hapo kwa parking lot. Nikitoka nikaskia huyo mubaba ametoka kwa kina jimmy. Jimmy akasema mum alimuambia mtu wa kuleta mayai anakuja so aende acheze. :joy:

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Ha Ha Ha Lol GIF by Lucas and Friends by RV AppStudios

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You deserved to loose that 1700/- and you should have lost even more, because it’s clear you don’t respect yourself, LMAO!

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:green_emoji: :green_emoji:trhe places your dick takes you

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Same think imehappan Githurai 45 apo kona ya bata.

A ugandan lady alikuja kunifungulia gate tukapanda naye kwa stairs niliona dem amevaa jersey ya basketball na anklets kwa miguu plus watoi walikuwa wanacheza.

Kuingia kwake niliona chai kwa jug na tv ilikuwa cartoons.

Hii bbw niliikimbiza nilikuwa nasikia watoto wakipiga manduru nje. The lady akanishow nisitense niendelee.

Afta kumwaga kuenda kutoka nilipata ule dem amekaa sitting room amenilenga yake yote.

Kufika kwa mlango manjoti zilikuwa apo nje ata haziwezi ngoja nitoke ziingie.

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Wooii umelaaniwa wewe