Circumcision and (Singo) Mathas

So after the Interview I decide to pass by Pirates n cool off my balls.
Am alone but there are so many groups of Kids mostly wameletwa na Walimu wao so in a few minutes I spot two gents speaking Kyuk so I join them. I gather they are teachers wameleta watoto swimming.
Am not an expert swimmer so I noticed Pia wanajienjoy Tu kuFloat wakipiga gumzo.
So we start showing each other our amateur moves.

Back to the story. Kando yetu there is a teen boy, swimming next to a Woman. Then the boy flinches and I hear him say something but I catch the words ‘Mum hii Stitch…’. then holds onto the Tube/floater that his Mum is using.
His Mum looks at Us and I also realize that she’s a bit embarrassed cz she says to him “Vumilia Basi tutoke” and I see the lad reach under water (ostensibly to adjust his Swimming kit).

We look at each other with the gents tulikuwa tunaSwim pamoja tukaulizana Kama hiyo si a newly Circumcised teens problem.

By the time we came to that conclusion, walikuwa wameshaendaaa…I felt so sad for (what I assumed) was a Single mother handling issues that a Man should be sorting out.
But hata Huyo Mama Pia, how does a newly Circumcised kid go swimming say less than the appropriate healing time???

Kwani watu wako na wazimu? How can a newly circumcised boy go for swimming? Uuuuuuuwi! You know when I got circumcised I stayed for almost a month before taking a shower because I was advised by our senior male counterparts that hiyo kitu lazima ipone kabisa kabla ya kugusa maji.

Learn to mind your business na maisha itakuwa nywee for the rest of your life. Mimi tangu nitoe mapua kwa mambo ya watu naishi raha mstarehe. The much I can do ni kukupigia pole na kukwambia vile mungu atakusaidia.

She’s daft. Hiyo ni common sense, hata si lazima mtu aambiwe. You can imagine the needless pain the boy must have felt from the salty water on the wound, then it will soften and start to fester.

People are stupid

Saa zingine Mimi hushindwa kama hakuna kaukweli vile watu husema about you people. Who says the poster was not minding his business? Does it mean that one should go through life deaf, blind and mute, figuratively speaking? People should not notice what’s going around them?

Monkey…

Eti Uuuuuuuwi?!? Mwanaume mzima unawezaje sema uuuuuwi? Alafu unasema ushatahiriwa?! Boss unahakika hauku katwa kinembe?

Humbwer hii.
So when something happens near you Or in Ur sorrounding what do you do?
Acha Ufala.

Sm

Smells like a pile of bullcrap to me

Take Ur index finger and shove it up urs

Lalisha mavi

If this was the case then waliona usiku mrefu sana, coz that would have hurt like hell, till she takes him to a clinic to have the soggy bandages removed under anaesthesia, the wound cleaned and treated, then re-bandaged. He would need some painkillers also, or he wouldn’t sleep. Single mothers should learn this simple lesson and not torment their sons.

Mbwa hii msee akienda Mombasa na baadala ya kuogelea kwa bahari akikunywa cocktail na kutomba wadigo anaanza kuangalia mboro za watoto wa single.mother utasema they are minding their own business.

You must be very geh kwenda Mombasa na baadala ya kujishikia mdigo kazi ni kuangalia mboro za watoto wa single mothers.

Na kweli to err is human. Nilikuwa nimekupea cheo siyo yako…Sasa nimejua and I’ll adjust accordingly…

You sound like a very boring man. Siwezi Kaa na wewe

Anamaanisha FGM yaani kukeketwa kinembe akipiga duru kama mumama a .k.a uuuuuuuuuuiiiii uuuuuuuiii

wamama wanajaribu kuwajibika zile areas wanaume wa central kenya walifail.

You must be having some serious psychological issues for you to state as such on an anonymous forum. Chunga mlango isikugonge.

Congrats to the single mother. Kama mwanaume alitoroka responsibilities what do you expect? Meffi. Direct your anger the biological father’s direction. At least the woman is stepping up.