Church Girls. Better than Lanye

I usually advice @Ndovu and @Kahawa_vajo to date a church girl and they’ll avoid so many risks na cost za lanye.

Kadem kama haka all she needs is new clothes and shoes za church, visit her parents ukiwa na shopping bigi, pesa ya harambee and promise her that you’ll marry her utakula yeye sawa sawa.

Nao ujue if you break their heart they are prayer warriors watakuombea mabaya uanze kuteseka…:joy::joy:

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Kunguru akibeat ndio anaenda church kutafuta simp

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Not quite.

Kuna madem wamelelewa tu sawa na wako huko tu church.

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Chini ya waba hawa wanapeana hizo shimo with a supernatural vigor

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Lanyes huenda church pia.

Moja alinishow tumeet after ametoka church. Plus hapo umespend mob.

Tuliagree unabeba cash figsed

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Soko iliharibika. Dem Ako innocent Kwa church. Ingia mkia mara ya kwanza. Ndio utajua Ako na rent arrears za 5 months. Ukienda calabash hautakua na hizi mashida

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Kwanza hawa ndio wanapeana dry fry. Fear Women!

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Jerry City top floor ni church. Lanye wakimaliza job wanaingia service halafu wanaenda home. Mlinda lango anakumbuka, when he was young and stupid, Mueni na beshte yake wakimpea 3some moja muoto kama choir inaimba “Jehanam panatisha”.

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Kuna Sunday nilikuwa Jerry City na lanye on a Sunday. Between session tulikuwa tunaskiza mumbaji na choir wakiimba.

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Huyo ni kunguru sugu. Unafikiria mtu ako church monday to sunday yeye hulipa rent aje?

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Hio ndio unaita kadem kama haka…lazima wewe ni jitu banae.

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Mimi uki mention mtu ya kanisa natoroka mbya sana, I dont trust them.

The final form of a whorre is a church girl.

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