After watching this video that shows the power of the Almighty God in heaven I have decided to convert to Christianity.
Goodbye Atheism, hello Christianity.
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Good riddance…
You were so easily persuaded! You need to watch more of Magic Dynamo for varieties of miracles!
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Come to the light, my lost brother. Come experience the glory of Jehovah Jirreh. Come so you don’t have to buy new soles for your shoes. Come and be happy.
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Magic Dynamo uses the power of satan to perform his miracles. He is of the order 666 which is the highest rank of Demons. Do not watch his television show.
NB: The Demon Catch is of lower rank.
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Ever wondered how Magic Dynamo does his magic? There’s one where he rises above the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio, and another where he walks down a high building on its outer wall. It was just amazing, outta this world.
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Seriously? Whaaaat? One could easily think he was using the “power of the mind” that others have been unable to tap into.
The singer R. Kelly is a member of Illuminati who get singing powers by urinating of teenage girls. In this song, he is thanking the devil for saving him from castration by Necrotizing Fasciitis as punishment for the said offence. Do not listen to him.
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asifiwe sana hata mimi sitaki kuwa na nunua viatu tena nataka kuenea hewani…kanisa gani twende?
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YOU SEE! That is a subminilal message that he is higher than Jesus Christ The God Almighty. It’s the devil at work, I tell you. Do not watch his television shows.
Welcome, my brother. See the light, see it. It might blind you, but Jesus will throw mud and spit at your fall and thou shalt see again. PROCLAIM HIS NAME, PROCLAIIIIIIIIIIM .
What science did he use to walk horizontally down the building?
He is a demon of the highest order. He eats babies and featuses.
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Now that you are a christian would you care to clarify, are you Male, Female or Shemale?
bible study tutaanza lini ndio pia mimi niuone mwangaza wa mwokozi?
ABOMINATION!!! Auuuuuwiii, you have abominated me. You compare a servant of The Lord Almighty with the devil’s minion? Repent. I say repent. Bring me a white chicken with a rainbow colored asshole and thou shalt gain penance.
I suggest u watch more of Criss Angel mind freak…
I bet you will start ua own church after kuona miracles.
I am created in the image of God and only he who lives forever can judge me.
When the lord cometh into you, you will not need to study the Bible. You shall receive devine intellectual at a small fee of Ksh. 1027
leta no yako haraka upesi nitume hiyo pesa nipate hii divine intellectual