Bado loan mtalipa.
ghassia, ulipunguza umama
Habari yako madam, Navy seal alpha @WIGSPLITTA here.
Your profile picture has brought a great deal of excitement to my ballsack.
When are you available nikupeleke Dubai for kahawa?
mtu alifundishwa jiujitsu wakati wa PE pale china banae
hio tarimbo ingeconnect jamaa angekuwa mochari saa hii
Hapa huwezi ona @spear, @Sambamba , @Ndindu , @MortyTuumbo or other team China members.
Huyo kijana anachukua findio ana shrub tu kama @captain obvious the man from Nyiri.
“I haf hefelithin on lekod. Don’t wally it is o on lekod. Hefelithin is on lekod!”
:D:D:D
Ama labda ni mkamba @BADASS .
Na huyo kijana amepigwa chuma ya makende leo atalala kama ameketia ice cubes. Ama alale ndani ya freezer. Labda hata amejikunia kidogo.
Labda hao Ching Chong wameitishwa hongo ya 25 million vichwa zao zikachemka.
:D:D wewe unakuaga mwenda wazimu
Haikai kama imefikia sehemu nyeti, ikikupata vizuri utapiga magoti mikono juu au uhare. Au labda machungu yalimpata baadaye. I thot wachinku ni wastaarabu kumbe…
Ukiskiza vizuri ametoa kishindo. “Mmm!!”
That Chinaman knew exactly where he wanted to poke. The filthy bastard. 
Hapana, huyu kijana wa nyiri alinyoroshwa alipolipisha boda mara 3 kuliko kawaida.
Bora mtu asikufe wacha katambe, stress ipungue