Child Support

Overhead: “If you see a Subaru driver wearing a suit, just know that he is heading to court for Child support.”

how does it get to court?are the parents strangers?

Some people don’t want to handle the consequences of their actions, so the court has to ‘sweet talk’ them. You can’t live like a bachelor once you’ve sired a child.

i wear suits daily and am not under duress from any oestrogen laced homosapiens.your theory is dead on arrival

So if he’s wearing a tshirt he’s heading to a lonjing ama