Chero, yaat kurget, ane pepis neng’ung

Sex & Relationships
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“Man killed by neighbour for having affair with his wife” https://www.the-star.co.ke/news/2023-01-05-man-killed-by-neighbour-for-having-affair-with-his-wife/

05 January 2023
Image: The Star
A man was on Thursday morning killed by his neighbour for having an affair with his wife at Takitech village.

The Directorate of Criminal Investigations said Julius Kipkurui, 42, knocked at the woman’s door minutes past 3 am, calling her name, and asking her to open it.

At the time, Kipkurui did not know that the woman’s husband, who worked far from home, had arrived home on Wednesday.

“Chero, yaat kurget, ane pepis neng’ung (Chero open the door, it’s me your babe) the voice continued,” DCI said.

The deceased’s call woke the husband up, prompting a confrontation.

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Ng’etai

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Ng’okto

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Unapost thread kama Iko Kwa scratch ya CD. Meffi

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Mogoliet

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Hapo husband alicheza kama yeye!

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Ngetet

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Darwin wins again

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Chamge ngom ngetet

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Kumbe you’re an insecure beta biatch hivi? Ndio maana I thought uko na puthy na unanyesha, only to be stumped on learning you’re a tranny and gaay. I’ve never seen that much bish energy even in a woman.

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Oyah, ambia masako awache kulipa rent na coomer yake. Kubomolewa na caretaker alafu na mtu wa kibanda sio poa. Ile magonjwa anawasambazia na hao pia ni walalahoi haikuji poa.

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Till menses ziishe fanya nini? Log out kijiji uache kuacha mashiro kila mahali. Till then randy biatch.

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You can’t be a grown nigga living with your prostitute mother in the same house mayne, move out, get a job, pay her bills. Don’t be throwing tantrums online everytime she wid a client bruv, its how she keeps you fed. Life aint fair…She gotta do what she gotta do!!

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I’d advice, kesho when the kibanda guy comes to rock yo Mama’s world, hide the basin you use to bath; you know your mums and her clients use it after F@#king to wash they genitals. It aint proper to use the same basin to bath, buy one for yoself at least. Get a job brah, get yo mama outta that hustle mayne.

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Menses zimeisha @ronybiatch? @ronybiatch kuma yako ni real?

Uko na a lot of bish energy nikama unataka kudinywa mkia?

Are you gay @ronybiatch ?

Ama wewe @ronybiatch ni tranny?

@ronybiatch why are you behaving like a @ronybiatch? Is your mother a @ronybiatch?

Is your gaay father a @ronybiatch too?

Sitaki mkia ya a @ronybiatch. Uza kuma ya @ronybiatch kwa wenye wanapenda kuma ya a @ronybiatch.

Sasa ona hapa down vile unabehave kama a @ronybiatch.

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Acha ginye. Koroom ni as.

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Buda naye umeongea nayeye kuhusu bills mazee?? Mshow sii fair masako anauza coomer kwa keja na yeye ni concordi wa forward sacco. Angalau ata akununulie basin ya kuoga, hauezi kua unatumia basin na towel moja ma mokoro mazee.

Ama vile nikikushow, tafutia masako wateja wa kumtomba na walipe better. Jitume bro.

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Menses zimeisha @ronybiatch? @ronybiatch kuma yako ni real?

Uko na a lot of bish energy nikama unataka kudinywa mkia? @ronybiatch

Are you gay @ronybiatch ?

Ama wewe @ronybiatch ni tranny?

@ronybiatch why are you behaving like a @ronybiatch? Is your mother a @ronybiatch?

Is your gaay father a @ronybiatch too?

Sitaki mkia ya a @ronybiatch. Uza kuma ya @ronybiatch kwa wenye wanapenda kuma ya a @ronybiatch.

Sasa ona hapa down vile unabehave kama a @ronybiatch wewe @ronybiatch.

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A basin is about 150/-. You could steal that from your mums after the plot caretaker leaves. She’ll be blacked out. Your rent arreas must’ve been huge for him to still be hitting yo mamas poosy till now.

Kibanda guy comes tomorrow to collect his dues. Says he wants a threesome; and not the cool kind! Bet yah tomorrow you’ll be more stressed than today. Pole kaka…