Yesterday I grabbed a wad of tissue papers, rushed to the bathroom and wiped my ass.
I hadn’t pooped or anything. As far as I am aware, I was clean.
But after wiping my ass, I examined the pieces of tissue paper closely and observed a yellow skidmark, clearly shonde.
So I went to the bathroom again, scrubbed my ass, and dried everything well.
Then I repeated the exercise. Again, there was excrement on the tissue paper.
So I did what was clearly natural given the circumstances. I took my phone and dialed @Gaines. I briefed him about the situation.
Within 30 minutes, I heard someone banging on my door. Opening it, I found @Gaines standing there, covered in sweat. He had clearly run all the way.
Anyway I unzipped my trouser and bent over on my bed, doggystyle. I then reached back and pointed at my anus.
“You see this thing?” I asked. The guy nodded.
"I want you to pound it, " I ordered.
@Gaines did things to me, things that we’d previously thought impossible. He would slide his arm into my rectum, then he’d insert his entire head, before pulling it out. Everytime he pulled it out it’d come off with a popping sound. He’d sometimes use several drops of pilners as lubricant.
@Gaines please, tell these distinguished talkers what we did.
