Anyone who travels long distances is aware of the above mentioned persons, its either guys who are travelling together or two know it all kihereheres who have just met, and decided to be chatty and you are travelling night. Woe unto you that you are seated with them. hutalala, can talkers share their on the road experience, birrionaires who can’t relate Keti pale >>>>>>> na wasome stories.
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Matatu ni worse, you sit comfortably in a mololine shuttle ready for your trip to nakuru alafu some lady ( always a lady) decides to make a very unnecessary phone call…a phonecall that can wait…very long nonsensical phonecall to gossip about very useless stuff… its worse nikiwa nuclear shuttle to nyahururu…hapo ulikua umejidanganya you will catch some sleep on your way ( the reason why you didn’t drive btw)…then someone decides to have a very personal 1hr phone call. Kuna ndume zingine who also have same problem…but these ones will keep dropping names and figures…" ati umesema hio mburoti ni 3 mirrrions tu…“…ama …” tutakutana na waziri leo jioni…" very irritating.
Peasant tafuteni pesa mkuwe mna hire private jet. Cant relate.
Can’t relate, my Japan jalopy allows me peace of mind and choice of old school rnb mixes on long drives.
In any other means of travel am usually quite reserved/withdrawn but for some reason the SGR just brings out the chatter box in me. First am always in a large group when using the SGR for some reason, economy class obviously, and that herd mentality just kicks in.
Nyie ndio watu hufanya haswa introverts kama mimi washinde wakiangalia nje wakijiuliza watafika saa ngapi ndio you part ways 
Mimi kama birrionea I can’t relate.
I can zone off and sleep anywhere ata Ku we na kelele.
Hapa Kapedo hatunanga shida kama hizi.
Have a drink (preferably not water) just before you depart. Enjoy your sleep
Chatter boxes ni wazuri, humweka dereva focused na alert.
Hakuna shida na chatterboxes.
Kama tuko shule tulikuwa tuna exchange numbers na girls from neighbouring schools mnakutana midterm ama mkienda ku pick parcels mnakulana mbaiya…oya waseh wa SCANDINAVIA mpo?
The good old days.