Chafua Meza - Expert analysis

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In my many years of being a partaker of mututho, kuna kitu sijawai elewa mpaka waleo! A lone guy comes into the bar, within minutes his palz have joined him alafu wanaamua kununua pombe na kujaza meza to an extent even a toothpick will find a hard time fitting there. I have tried doing calculus, regression analysis, simulation you name it, but i have not found a conclusive answer.

Now, kindly nielezeeni why people do this. Me ata kama niko na 1M kwa mfuko, naitisha moja, ikiisha I order another one mpaka natoka nikitembea na magoti. For crowded places with slow service is where I ask a maximum of three. Is it a need to justify something? Is it a statement being made? Ni pombe zinaishanga kwa bar mapema? Ni nini?

PS: My analysis though not conclusive, showed the people who do this also like dangling Car keys na kuzieka kwa meza!

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ile regression analysis unaeza fanya ni vile misitu ina regress…
anywho turushie mix ya leo

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reverse meanness…they expect the company to grow so ananunua mapema before round iwe kubwa…

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@jimmy_m hexprain this:D:D

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Perhaps you can work on heterogeneity of your data??

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What I have never understood is how a man will take a pic of acohoo…glenfienchieth,gilbeys…cham…etc na kuweka kwa social sites esp whatsapp groups…and shouts niko hapa kempinski YOLO!!!..hata ktalk. Na hii tabia iko na wanaume wa Nairobi…shag immigrants to Nairobi. The fuck is this shieeeet!!! Small Penis and Gonad acute syndrome…

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True, I know of a guy who could throw 3 bottles each to the crew alafu anamaliza. Hizo zingine nyinyi mtabuy hata nyama.

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Inaitwa beating the chest
Hao majamaa huchafua meza wanakuanga broke kama brarre.
Wakipata pesa kidogo wanaanza kuflaunt(5 guys kila mtu beer 4 meza imechafuka kila mtu ametumia 1k)
Meanwhile kuna mtu ako na jackdaniels na cider moja na hasumbui.

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Uliza wazee wa zamani. There was a time people used to buy beer in crates. Unakanyanga chini ya meza.

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i wish i knew why some people have an urge to order multiple rounds at once but i believe it has all to do with inferiority complex coupled with young money syndrome.

Almost tried it once but then i realized if i ordered 4 bottles of double black /glen 18 per person, we wont even finish one.

On the other hand, whenever am re-stocking my stash cabinet at home … that’s a different ball game

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Hi ni story ya watu wa WNBP sana sana wakati wa advance ama salo ya muhindi ikiingia.

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Nothing much to analyse.Those are the show offs who was others(especially the ladies ) to see them as loaded.

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Thats the thing, wrote it off as show off until I realised its not that! Sasa wazee wako 50’s are showing off to akina nani? And there are particular bars this is the order of the day. There is something amiss.

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You have a small dicklet

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Man si you have your answer therer umejijibu,

  1. Slow Service so you order tatu tatu
  2. Happy hour lasima ufanye mabo full, peasant manenos
  3. Maringo ya pesa ndogo (Floss)
  4. Schupid waitress and Managers policies, if they see you with ladies they serve you 2, 2 drinks per round
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Anyway its a phase in life…I have done it and I guess many here may have done it at some point or sat around a forested table…

However its a strictly Kenyan thing!!! If you try it in other countries watu wanakushangaa sana…

Pia kuna zile ujinga za kununulia kila mtu kwa bar… Had this pal alikuwa ananunulia kila mtu hadi waiter

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umepewa 10000 likes na bado unasumbua

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What I hate most are the loud-mouths! Gentleman anapeleka jack daniels na hapigi kelele, but wait till a motherfucker swallows two bottles of tusker usikie maneno… “Mimi mambo ya networks niwachie!! Mwaniki ndio patner wangu, huyo story za server mwaachieee!!!” Shouting for everyone to hear.

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Ma umbwa Sana hawa jamaa

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Ati Suzie?? Huyo nilimanga kitamboooo!!!

Hawa ndio hunisinya yangu yote. Thats somebodys daughter/sister wanaongea juu yake hivyo kwa bar for all to hear.

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