Central Kenya men are too weak

Kyuk men, how can you allow your wife to clobber you senseless, then you run to the area chief to report her, then you call Citizen TV to recount the events? Where is your self-esteem?

In the event you are assaulted by your wife, keep it a secret. When asked where the injuries came from, say you fell down when picking mapera and mangoes.

Let’s go victim by victim.

Victim 1: @Josto_Bwaku Wairimu

Victim 2: @Straw_man Strawberry Nyambura

Victim 3: @Kanguthi Itina

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Ask Wetangula vile alichapwa na bibi mpaka he went crying to the police. Kavirondo men are too weak.

https://nairobinews.nation.africa/wetangula-nursing-injuries-battered-wife/

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I don’t have the motivation to argue with a Kibra thug.

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Why? Has your wife clobbered you until you have ran out of energy?

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Finally, a thread I can enjoy without getting political.

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Yes. Enjoy.

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I mean, he did marry a Bukusu woman.. and those guys actually fought the British army like maumau.

So there’s a connection there.

If you look at this children’s magazine from Japan, you can see it was written by Wanjiru from Mt. Fuji prefecture on how to become a female assassin.

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The Okuyu woman clobbered the luhya kingpin like a nonsense. meaning even luhya kings are no match for okuyus.

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Indeed. That explains the most insane attempt at forced marriage in the last century. Oh well, witnesses are great at keeping secrets. Briefly.

Kagegeism.

@Straw_man Mwangi Eunice usually gets a panel beating from his wife Eunice akitoka kumimina kumikumi despite adopting her name as his surname

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Ati Mwangi Eunice
Cracking Up Lol GIF

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Sir, why are you bullying these circumcized men?

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Dim eye Vs shiny eye
Michael Jackson Popcorn GIF

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@Yugni NyaUgenya, umeona kama naeza pigana vita ya shemale?

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Sijui kama nimekupata mkuu but are you confirming my thesis that kikekuyus are naturally born degenerates?

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Kikekuyus wameoza tabia right from cucu na guka to wajuku.

How I Roll GIF by Foreskin Revolution
Vuta duvet Jathe

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Vipiis are having a wankfest.

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