Census 2019 update 9

3 MEMBERS of Kabonokia sect arrested in Tharaka for declining to be counted citing their faith; man arrested for threatening to hack enumerators.
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Police Spokesman: “In one county, 13 administrators (1 in Kajiado,12 in Wajir) have been arrested for manipulating census data"
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According to 2009 census results. Mandera had a population of 1.1M. But after 2017 biometric voters registration exercise, Mandera had 160k registered voters! This time,the process will be free and fair. It will separate People,camels and shrubs.
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Somewhere deep in rural Chuka, Tharaka Nithi County enumerators are leaving no one behind
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Watu wa Census pia lazima wajibambe! Ama niaje? (sande sana @gashwin for mapera)
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Halafu watu wa wajir wanainflate numbers ndo waendelee kupewa pesa

Nimehesabiwa:):slight_smile:

aje?

Sijui hata…Niliambiwa tu nimehesabiwa:D:D:D

1,2,3,4…

umeulizwo kaa uko na canoe, tuktuk na msedes?
Census people asking if we have a canoe instead of asking if we have medical cover in line with universal health care preparation or mortgage in line with affordable housing strategy. But what do i know

Imagine I had to go back home at 1pm because that’s when census people finally showed up in my place. Then watchie told the cops and census clerk that he opens only for one man. They have to wait huko inje until I come to let them in. So it was easy questions and 10-15 minutes he was done. When they ask Tribe proudly say Kenyan.

They came to count me at 1 pm yesterday

TWO people arrested in Kitui for turning census enumerators away on grounds that they are already counted in the bible.

Ujinga hauishi

Ulipewa namba…

Cleric, wife arrested for blocking census enumerators, say it’s against Christian doctrines! “The book of 2 Chronicles 2:17 bars us from been counted and we shall not defy God’s name so as to please the government or members of the public"

Si Yesu akizaliwa walikua wameenda kuhesabiwa?

:D:D:D

Naona kavengi juu ya mti.:D:D:D huyo mtharaka alihangaisha watu back in the days when he was a mrogi.

Kuna kitu hata hakuna mtu anasema; if you are a man, they are not asking you how many shudrens you have - they are asking the miwiimenns. Eti umezaa watoto ngapi, wamekufa ngapi, still birth ngapi, etc etc.

Eti watoto ni wa wamama. Ni licomplain wakasema, mzee, wacha tuulize haka kadame kadauta kako kama kamezaa, wewe ni spent maganda. Shenji!

Nyang’au! Niko na watoto kumi na sita so ferk them!

Hic!