(Hypothetical)
Girl who share phones…G1 and G2. G1 fixes a date with you to meet at 7pm. An hour later she uses the second number pretending to be her classmate who she knows you have been with before. She tries to fix a date the same time.
G1: 7d 7pm
B1: Poa.
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G2: Poa. Uko?
B1: Karibu kufika
G2: Tumake saa moja
B1: Nko na date saa moja
G2: Ukimaliza date nisho
B1: Nko naishia Nrb baadaye. Zako ni jokes tu ttachekiana nxt tym
G2: Sawa bas pliz ukifika tao nisho.
B1: Sawa.
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G1: Mercy ni nani?
B1: Mercy yupi? Mercy wako wengi na wote naowajua ni watiaji
Mercy yupi?
G1: Mercy yule ulikuwa unamwambia mkutane.
B1: Wtf? Catfish? Ulinicatfish? Haki u r gud! Wah. Uko tu sawa. Mi si tu ni fala. Unaezaje skiza stori za mse umekatfish hivo? Duh. Nyce one. U got game. Why lie.
(Cue: Gone.)