An Englishman , Scotsman , Welshman , and Irishman are captured by the Afghan Taliban and sentenced to death by Firing Squad.
Before being shot they are asked if they have any last requests :-
The Welshman says “Before I die , I would like to hear 1000 Welsh voices singing "Land of my Fathers’”.
The Irishman says “Before I die, I would like to see 1000 Irish dancers performing "Riverdance’”.
The Scotsmen says “Before I die , I would like to hear 1000 bagpipes playing "Scotland the Brave’”.
“And you , English pig…!! …What is your last request…??”
“For fucks sake , please shoot me first…!!”
