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mugabe: i swear i left that bitch back in 80
grace: i dont wanna hear that

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HII KITU YA MUGABE BADO NI DRYFRY MATERIAL

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Hiyo timberland iko fyn thank you

Mugabe : If you admit you had sex with my bodyguard on the left, we can all have a 3sum

Grace : Bob! How can you…iyo mambo si tulisema tusiongee hadharani?

Bodyguard : sweats 50cal bullets

ADC : Sips tea

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Smells oooollld man’s shit! !

Mugabe: I swear nitaamsha this time
Grace: Siingi box, hata na viagra bado nusu imelala

Gutiri ngoma itari mwohi -----> No madness that cant be tamed…

Mugabe: and then field marshall said “fuck meria ma…”
Grace: shhhhhh! tulia! He has eyes and ears everywhere

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hehe… huyo dame ya timberland ni mbold sana. Would love to have such for a while.

Mugabe; Honey…
Wife: pooh! Go brush your GUM first.

huyo dem amevaa dress anaskia utamu hadi anacheka…

Grace: Huyo NV alikuwa na hekaya ndeeeeefffuuuuuu na hakuwa na mbisha…

Bob: Washa?!!!

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mugabe: nefertities says am the most handsome president in A… ! !

Grace: Unakufa lini ndio niolewe na kijana rika yangu?
Mugabe: Aki bae…

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