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greed is a callous motivator

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CHEKI MZEE MJINGA NA SHORT YA WHITE HAPO CHINI

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Nimebook hiyo mnofu, jaribu upatie mtu mwingine!

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Nefertities, gawa hiyo kitu vizuri, nimemeria mata sana

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Kwani Mzee huvaa tights? :D:D:D:eek:

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usinipe mguu ama shingo

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Mwanamume kama mimi wataka 'nipakulia bawa? Li wapi tako? Ulilia jikoni, mlafi wewe?

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Nipe hio mfupa kubwa

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Mbona kila mtu anafikiria nyama tu? Labda ni Uji.

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Because we are thinking of real-life scenarios. Where would you see a man this interested in uji? Unless labda ni pusaa.

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Ooooh, poor women! What they go through in the name of marriage, Lord have mercy!

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This must be a luhya maybe @uwesmake s uncle from Chamakhokho…These guys name chicken parts after political figures and keep an “inventory” of the parts in their head.
Caption: The mzee is saying “Nipakulie hio Wetangula na Oparanya” (Drum stick and back)

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HUYO MZEE WA KOFIA NI @pamba?

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:D:D:D AMA @uncle nyam

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huyu ndio @pamba jamaa wa weta kabisa

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NB: Stolen From FB

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Hiyo imondo niwekee ndakula asupui kapla niende shamba

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pwifoli atakuwa part gani sasa