Calabash

[Wachaikae]

Last week friday nimepitia calabash around midnight…nilitaka kujua what the hype is all about..kila mtu was sipping black keg na wengine fake spirits from kariobangi..ilibidi niagize cup ya keg to blend in..

Hata sikumaliza 10 minutes…a petite lanye was receiving heavy slaps from @Cotedivore…5 minutes later vita ingine imetokea..this time a yellow yellow genz on the floor bleeding profusely from the mouth and nostrils..

Nikajitoa mbio… environment kama hio ni ya kina johntez…kwa stairs nikapatana na lanye palatable kabisaa..signalled her anifuate..tukatafuta room ya 700 hapo river road..2 shots damages 800…tamu kama sunguch..nikajitoa immediately nikafika muthaiga kuongeza my corporate kunguru mileage.

[Yugni]

@Wachaikae

…ta ingine imetokea..this time a yellow yellow genz on the floor bleeding profusely from the mouth and nostrils..
Nikajitoa mbio… environment kama hio ni ya kina johntez…kwa stairs nikapatana na lanye palatable kabisaa..signalled her anifuate..tukatafuta room ya 700 hapo river road..2 shots damages 800…tamu kama sunguch..nikajitoa immediately nikafika muthaiga kuongeza my corporate kunguru mileage.

Ruto is not the problem…

[Yuletapeli]

@Wachaikae

…ta ingine imetokea..this time a yellow yellow genz on the floor bleeding profusely from the mouth and nostrils..
Nikajitoa mbio… environment kama hio ni ya kina johntez…kwa stairs nikapatana na lanye palatable kabisaa..signalled her anifuate..tukatafuta room ya 700 hapo river road..2 shots damages 800…tamu kama sunguch..nikajitoa immediately nikafika muthaiga kuongeza my corporate kunguru mileage.

Wacha ikae.. hii umetoa kwa movie gani?
Hapo kwa corporate kunguru ndio umeharibu.

Hio movie huenda hivi… hata wewe ukaingilia kati ukapiga wasee vita moja hatari na ukatoka na huyo genz… kama umembeba na mkono moja kama otero.

[Miki_wa_thika]

The hekaya was good until i heard muthaiga. Salt salt salt

[SchIongGiver]

@Wachaikae

..tukatafuta room ya 700 hapo river road..2 shots damages 800…tamu kama sunguch..nikajitoa immediately nikafika muthaiga kuongeza my corporate kunguru mileage.

Ati corporate kunguru in muthaiga na umekanyaga calabash and you regularly go to amar? Hehe

Kijana amka, utakojoa kwa kitanda

[Dudu1]

Calabash at midnight? Kwani uko na death wish?

[Wachaikae]

@SchIongGiver

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Wachaikae:

..tukatafuta room ya 700 hapo river road..2 shots damages 800…tamu kama sunguch..nikajitoa immediately nikafika muthaiga kuongeza my corporate kunguru mileage.

Ati corporate kunguru in muthaiga na umekanyaga calabash and you regularly go to amar? Hehe
Kijana amka, utakojoa kwa kitanda
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Unafikiria talkers wanatembea dingy joints randomly ni chokora wote?
Some of them are high ranking members in the society.They just dissolve their persona sometimes.

[Lord_Wanaruona]

@SchIongGiver

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Wachaikae:

..tukatafuta room ya 700 hapo river road..2 shots damages 800…tamu kama sunguch..nikajitoa immediately nikafika muthaiga kuongeza my corporate kunguru mileage.

Ati corporate kunguru in muthaiga na umekanyaga calabash and you regularly go to amar? Hehe
Kijana amka, utakojoa kwa kitanda
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Gotea @shocks

[Mickey_Bricks]

Nilijua hii ni insha ya kubuni wakati ulikosa kutaja harufu ya mkojo na mavi. Calabash owns patents to those smells.

[ngolongoza]

@Wachaikae

…ta ingine imetokea..this time a yellow yellow genz on the floor bleeding profusely from the mouth and nostrils..
Nikajitoa mbio… environment kama hio ni ya kina johntez…kwa stairs nikapatana na lanye palatable kabisaa..signalled her anifuate..tukatafuta room ya 700 hapo river road..2 shots damages 800…tamu kama sunguch..nikajitoa immediately nikafika muthaiga kuongeza my corporate kunguru mileage.

Slaps tena

[Gaines]

Nilisema ivi @cortedivoire akajam sana.

Calabash is cheap but you pay the difference in other ways. Vita kwa club, kushikwa na police wa Kamukunji hapo nje, kuibiwa simu na wallet, terrible hygiene etc. Hizo ni hidden costs kwa wale mafala huendea cheap liquor na lanyes.

I am willing to bet that @cortedivoire hana meno na amejaa ma-dent juu ya vita if he is a regular at that club.

[cortedivoire]

@Wachaikae

room ya 700 hapo river road..2 shots damages 800

1500 ni shot 5 plus room hapo calabash. Hio Friday Mimi sikuona vita. Meffi wewe

[Capitan1]

@Mickey_Bricks

Nilijua hii ni insha ya kubuni wakati ulikosa kutaja harufu ya mkojo na mavi. Calabash owns patents to those smells.

yaani people visit such places? Tujiheshimu

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Wachaikae

…afika muthaiga kuongeza my corporate kunguru mileage.
Ati corporate kunguru in muthaiga na umekanyaga calabash and you regularly go to amar? Hehe
Kijana amka, utakojoa kwa kitanda
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Unafikiria talkers wanatembea dingy joints randomly ni chokora wote?
Some of them are high ranking members in the society.They just dissolve their persona sometimes.

Hii base ama Airport lazima niingie… mchana though

[Icarium38]

@MTINGIZA_KITANDA

…e.
Ati corporate kunguru in muthaiga na umekanyaga calabash and you regularly go to amar? Hehe
Kijana amka, utakojoa kwa kitanda
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Unafikiria talkers wanatembea dingy joints randomly ni chokora wote?
Some of them are high ranking members in the society.They just dissolve their persona sometimes.

Hii base ama Airport lazima niingie… mchana though

Yeah, if you really hate yourself then you should visit those places.

[Mickey_Bricks]

@Capitan1

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Mickey_Bricks:

Nilijua hii ni insha ya kubuni wakati ulikosa kutaja harufu ya mkojo na mavi. Calabash owns patents to those smells.

yaani people visit such places? Tujiheshimu

Even @cortedivoire was a Saul before he became the Paul of the Calabash gospel

Calabash review

Kama unataka kukunywa keg na amani afadhali uende Sophia joy. Calabash Iko na wezi wa Nairobi yote. Nikama ile base ya pool table Iko first floor casino. Kuna siku nilienda calabash 1am. Hio base inakaa wezi wote wale wako homeless ndio uenda hapo kulala. Sitawai rudi tena huko hizo time . The best time kuenda calabash ni Friday evening na Saturday afternoon. Utapata range poa from rexxumbwa standards to prewall soft meat. Bei ya fixed price hawezi kosa hapo. Lakini ukitaka doggie style lazim…

[Gaines]

@Icarium38

…gularly go to amar? Hehe
Kijana amka, utakojoa kwa kitanda
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Unafikiria talkers wanatembea dingy joints randomly ni chokora wote?
Some of them are high ranking members in the society.They just dissolve their persona sometimes.
Hii base ama Airport lazima niingie… mchana though

Yeah, if you really hate yourself then you should visit those places.

Hate is a strong word. The right phrase would be “If you are a peasant, visit those places”.

You need to understand that every person in the socioeconomic ladder feels the urge to blow steam. Ukiambia peasants wasiende Calabash how will @cortedivoire blow steam? Ukiambia working class wasiende Sabina Joy how will @mzeemashavu blow steam? etc etc.

Kila danguro ina target market yake. The poorest men wanaenda Calabash, na wadosi summon hoes straight from Tinder/Instagram to their airbnbs in Lavington.