Buying a matatu, pimping it for gen z road trips

Is this a viable idea? I have seen a couple of people doing it. What’s your opinion?

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You will be in the news for lewd behaviour and then in jail for child porn.

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hao wanazo wanafanyanga nini kijana?

jen shit hawana pesa ya kuspend.

hata afadhali target market yako ikuwe wale wamama wanono, matumbo kubwa-kubwa wenye vako zao ni kuenda trips za parental blessing. :green_emoji: :green_emoji:

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Hao ni watu wazima wanatumia professionals over 25’s who are used to selling their bodies. Also, phones are confiscated upon depature so any clips are from the staff.

si naonanga kama holidays wanashindanga wakifanya hizi vitu

Is that biz sustainable for long?
I lack some patience, wataongea mbaya nitandike mtoi wa mtu

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noogle… you employ someone who has been doing it.. si uendeshe wewe mwenyewe

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Pelekea mamako hasira

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noogle don’t comment on my posts asking stupid questions

How can a roadtrip sex peddling business be viable? Someone should post a video from klost archives on what goes down in those trips. All these single mothers go on those things for 1k or 2k.

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Block me kid, stupido.

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Iko sawa. Hata si tu road trips.. kuwapeleka starehe zao na kuwachukuwa ukiwa drop.. target pia walevi. Kwa ufupi iweke private.. for hire.

so it’s a good business? naona gari zinafanya hio ni KBs… so bora uipimp sindio?

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You can make 75k per trip, so it depends on how much of that you get to keep. And don’t bother pimping.. hiring a nganya like moneyfest is 35k a day.

Do the maths and send 600 to my mpesa for 2 whitecaps for saving you money noogle.

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Where did this madness originate from? Siku hizi every women group is organizing one and including everyone in the WhatsApp group ya mchango. I once asked a philosophical question; ni mzazi mgani huyo who withholds his/her blessings until the kids show up with their mannerless friends ndio awabariki? I have blessed my kids nikiwa juu ya Sina taabu kwa bar na lanye matako kubwa kando yangu.

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nipee plug ya matatu ya 500k nianze hio biashara leo

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Why does this sound more of a side hustle, I have a pal who has a pimped van that he uses as his primary transport but weekends anabeba watu wa trips functions etc. so maybe in a month anapiga 2-5 trips.

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you thought ni full time? no one should try any transport business full time… unaskia kijana?

Piga hapa na uambie uorganiziwe Joan, light skin beshte ya Steve. Atakam na red dress.