buy a Drink first

Mzee Mutiso enters a city pub, orders a drink, gulps it, asks the waitress the WiFi password, the waitress tels him “buy a drink first”, Mutiso orders 3 beers, gulps them then remembers WhatsApp manenos, asks the waitress for the password, " buy a drink first" is the usual answer…mzee orders another 3 gulps them then remembers the latest Ken Wa Maria maestro on YouTube, he is now very drunk, asks for password, “buy a drink first” is the usual answer, mzee is angry, calls the waitress, he slaps her buttocks hard, kwani unataka ninunue mbeer mala ngavi ili nipewe mbasword? Mzee staggers away, all the time, he never realised that “buy a drink first” is the WiFi password.

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Acknowledge the source, mark angel comedy

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Outright theft of intellectual property

Hii tuliona wakati Nguatah Francis, Ngulami Mwaviro na Khamis Themor walikua wanajadiliana nani atasoma Dunia Wiki Hii

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Was in a pub at the coast and the password was order first. I giggled as I thought the barman was being a dick having been there for a while.

And that made you wet?

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una giggle kwani wewe ni dem homosexualchieth na dick haiwezi kosa kwa sentence yako gaychieth

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nitakuanika huko somalispot ,Mimi ni member huko

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Saidia raia kujoin.

I got moist :D:p
My mind was wondering of what kind of a weak ass password is that that penetration won’t be so hard. *puns

Wakati tukiskiza Maswali Kwa Wanafunzi na Bill Omala, Jumapili banda ya Misa

Tulikuwa tumeiona

wewe na nani nyangau hii

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is foreign guiness softer than our local guiness

Our local guinness is foreign guinness.

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First Budweiser :wink:

I’m haini the laughing hyeenaaaa, I’m laughing all day loooong kikikikiiiii kkkkkkkkk

Budweiser is strong recently had 3 nearly took me out

Na nyangau kama wewe.

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