But Raila alikua anapenda pombe.haha. Btw, this can be true. Remember Itumbi saying how he was surprised after meeting Uhuru at a dingy local

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It is either pombe or tea and gluteus maximus kama Kasongo na Daktari @rexxsimba

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Alcoholics are so predictable you wonder why they bother with politics.

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You have to be properly hammered to politik vipoa. Huonangi MTU kama baby Owino akishalamba unga na kumesa Jameson anatoa leadership mufti

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Yes. And you have to be prepared to take your secrets to your grave as a politician.

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But I think Babu was sniffing pure cocaine. Hii vijana wanasniff ni sumu

Elaborate predictable

  1. Easy to find
  2. Always drunk so poor decision making
  3. Always need money
  4. Always spend their money all at the same time
  5. Lies about what they did with money
  6. Attracted to a certain type of woman, so easy to bait into bribery schemes
  7. Self deception by default

etc.

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Of course cocaine is a rich man’s drug ndio inapendwa na walami. A lot of them celebs and business magnates are on that shiet Hadi Elon musk bana. Maybe that’s what you need to kill it in the capitalist system ni ile we’ve never really mastered it

Ketamine.

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Yea and shrooms

nimeona hi story several places, I think its a lie, but if its true then nimehurumia baba, ikifika bibi anakufwata kwa pub hapo ni shida

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I didn’t know you can do shrooms and ket without going insane. Or was that khat? Typos everywhere.

I have done both a couple of times. They can be addictive, uzuri ni expe so that’s a deterrant on its own.

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So long as you know you’r e doing the equivalent of mixing ecstasy (stimulant) and alcohol (depressant) except with very powerful psychoactive drugs.

Mental instability is inevitable as we’re seeing with Elon Musk.

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Rather the drunk than the holier than thou teetoller

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Agreed. Christians have a very specific loophole in our religion, so the idea of a holier than thou non-alcoholic is an immediate red flag. A false prophet.

By the time wife is hunting you down, situation is bad. I don’t know if baba was that far on the road. But Ida is a very savvy lady. She runs the family business.

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There nothing like clean cocaine. It’s all bad. Get a batch that has been incorrectly mixed and the pearly gates will be open for you.

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