Business offer: Stargazing, unpolluted sky

Sawa. Enda uko mkalambane shimo za mataco basi

Jitokeze tukulambe pia.

Hehe. Habembelezwi?

I have said it is vital but not compulsory

I will also organise to have several goats for slaughtering and making nyama choma

Kwa hivyo tuwache kiherehere na maswali za upus na tukuje?

Na pia huta hunt watu kama Mick Taylor instead utawapea nyama choma?

Lakini huko labda niingie na AK 47. I mean wanaruona, wakanyama, kinyozi, slevyn kariuki wangeci, baratheon… it would be a blood bath.

Hakuna hata kusalimiana. Ni mangumi na hizo visu za nyama. And you know wanaruona is always prepared. He has safari boots and a mungiki sword hidden in his rectum.

Boss wacha after the successful event I will narrate to you what I do. For now Make of that what you will.

No. It’s good to hear what is on offer before making any decision.

Hahahaha. Those guys are just jokers and I know they can’t fight.

Not true. I am a good God-fearing person

Unauza kuku moja how much?

Organize madem na nitakua area

I will look into your request