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PROCEDURE WALUHYA WAKI HAVE SEX (WAKO KWA MEZA WANAKULA SUPPER)
WAFULA: (looking at NABWIRE with sexy eyes) eish mkhana, aki si unafinyeko hio ugali fisexy, yani mpaka piceps sinatokea

NABWIRE: (returning the sexy look) epu kula wacha haditsi mingi, utashikwa na muscle pool ya mtomo
(they finish their foreplay and jump to bed)

WAFULA: uko rety my sukarcane, niingise?

NABWIRE: ngocha kitoko ukali ifike kwa tumbo (5 secs pass) haya sasa, sukuma hio kitu ndani.

WAFULA: na ngufu ama pwolepwole?

NABWIRE: pwolepwole vindu shina. Si umekula ukali, sindiria hio kitu na fucho (Wafula pushes it in and they both start moaning)

WAFULA: ooooooh Mumias!
NABWIRE: ooooh Nzoia!!
WAFULA: oooooh Jogoo!!
NABWIRE: oooh jembe
WAFULA: ooooh Soko Ukali!!
NABWIRE: oooh Jogoo!!!
WAFULA: (pauses) hapana mkhana, tushasema Jogoo.
NABWIRE: pole mchomba……oooooh Pishori na Nootles!!!
WAFULA: (stops and withdraws angrily) Sasa pishori ni vindu shina? Mbona unacharipu kuharipu moot, acha kutacha chakula ya kuku tafatsari
NABWIRE: pole papa. Rutisha tu hio tutu ndani aki papa (they continue until they reach climax)

WAFULA: NINAKUCHAAAA!!!
NABWIRE: ATA MIMIIIIIII!!!
WAFULA: KUKUUUUUUUUU!!!
NABWIRE: KUKUUUUUUUUU!!!
(they cum and collapse on each other)
WAFULA: si upike ka ukali, nina njaa aki.

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I’ve said it for the first time, and in reference to my thread. It kinda feels better:D

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:D:D:D:D Mahali wanawika brands za sembe zimenimaliza

mchamaa ka ukali kapikwe

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Uuuuuuuuupussy!!!

kuku…hahaha.
funniest tribal bashing stereotyping I’ve heard year

Ndio huyu MERCY NABS…

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Thought ana twerk…nkt!