Bucket list 🪣

1st of all watu wa kuhara kwa posts za wengine mtulize makende. Staki negativity yenu. Block :no_entry_sign: button right there. Go follow @TrumanCapote.

2nd being a seasoned veteran of the sport i have achieved great a many conquest. (Threads za buisness and investment sio hapa. Capeesh?)

3rd medical/ religious opinions zenu andikeni kwa lifestyle page ya daily nation. Especially @Kodiaga

Wont put any photos this time. Privacy and all that. But here are some of the records. All legal and consensual. Mehn ktalk used to be cool sasa naweka disclaimers za mashoga. Anyway

Ethnic category

  1. Muslim :white_check_mark:
  2. Arab :white_check_mark:
  3. Tribes za kenya didnt really put much interest. But iko diverse

Family relations (not mine. The girls were related)

  1. Sisters :white_check_mark:
  2. Twin sisters :white_check_mark:
  3. Cousins :white_check_mark:

Age wise

  1. Woman twice my age :white_check_mark: (23-48)
  2. Woman who had turned 18 but not finished highschool :white_check_mark:
  3. Girl who shares my birthday :white_check_mark:

What else can be added to the bucket list?

A bucket list is a list of things you want to do before you die i.e “kick the bucket”. It is not a record of your sexual exploits. You uncultured swine.

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Bwana I was also confused @Hyperion. Hapana rusha maneno sababu zinakaa mzuri elewa unaandika nini.

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Exibit A ya shoga haelewi kizungu.

Hizi homo zimezima ktalk. Like parasites on a cow. Wako kila mahali

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Wewe shoga ukiandika to do list.

Ukifanya moja inapotea or it remains crossed.
Pia wewe kula ban mzito.

Hile kazi unaweza pata ni kdf na watchman tu

Nipee mkudu
Nikubandike mocakwe
Nikikupumulia kwa kisogo
You can catch a word or two
Za kisungu

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Have you done a 3 holer?

Nop.

look at this unclultured swine. Tangu upatane na client kwa malaya your mental health has never recovered. umbwaaaa ndovu umbwaaa

Niaje bro nipatie number ya ule dem wa Eldoret. We should organize a threesome tumtombe pamoja until she passes out alafu tutombane mpalange usiku mzima

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Convincing another man to stick your dick in