I was walking into a bar when I noticed some skimpily dressed women in rooms that were adjacent to the bar. None of them looked appealing to the eyes. One of them beckoned at me. I swallowed the hook, and followed her into the room.
Ngapi? I ask her.
“Mia tatu tu,” she responds.
I push down my pants and ask her to put a condom on my dick. She does so.
Turn around, Doggystyle, I tell her. She protests and says that will cost more. I don’t respond.
I stuff my dick into her and part her asscheeks, and that’s when the shit smell hits me.
I instantly withdraw and tell the woman I’m done. That I’ve changed my mind. That I’ve gotten bored. I then pull up my pants before throwing the 300/ beside her. She protests and says, “basi wacha ikae.”
I add a 100/ note and leave.
That’s when I notice the CCTV positioned near the entrance to the bar. I quickly turn around and leave through a side gate.
That’s when I’m hit by regret. What if the woman had a camera inside the room? I console myself by thinking the room was too dark for my face to be featured clearly.
I apply a generous amount of hand sanitizer onto my hands, before driving away.
Shitty experience. Shitty, literally.
Also, the woman was pregnant. Which is partly the reason I banged her. I wanted to put a dent on @Gaza’s unborn child’s head.
This also explains why @gaza has got a dent on his forehead. I banged his mom hapo Sabina Joy circa 1990, when she was heavily pregnant with @Gaza.
