Bro code

[Blasty]

Sijakapiga picha. Kashaenda.

KRismas dei. 1030Hrs;
Nikaamua niingie Kwa Mangwe nitoe lock before nirudi Kwa nyumba nikachukue Khupipi n kids niwapeleke beach.
This fine as Fuak maLiar akaingia.Petite yellow yellow (hata Kama sipendi Mifupa huyu ningeLamber walahi!!).
She sits next to me and am on FB so she asks for my phone eti ‘Aangalie Sister yake’.Amevaa Sundress, ikaenda juu kiasi I saw the tattoo “I Luv Cyrus”.
No qualms, I give her.
Break the ice, pandisha nguo ndio nione tattoo yote nikamuuliza “Where is Cyrus?”.
Hakujibu.
Chitchat kidogo and in 10 minutes, the Owner of the Mangwe ashaniwinkia eti ‘Huyo ni Waya’ (Code for +ve).
In less than 15 minutes, 2 other guys Wink at me pointing at her with Ile sign ya ‘Usiende hapo’.
So nikamaliza vyb, 10 minutes later ameangalia all her fuackin relas on FB, nikamnyang’anya simu.
And that, guyz, is how (maybe) ningejiinhiza Kwa Luwere on a Krismas dei.

[Mwanaume_Pochi]

Enyewe mwokozi amezaliwa kutuokoa Kwa dhambi zetu…okoka @Blasty

Naona hapo juu umesema uko planteshen… please explain to me like a child why a married man would leave a clean puthy yenye anadryfry aende huko nje kukulana na CD?

Pathetic nyinyi mmerogwa

[Blasty]

@Mwanaume Pochi

Enyewe mwokozi amezaliwa kutuokoa Kwa dhambi zetu…okoka @Blasty

Naona hapo juu umesema uko planteshen… please explain to me like a child why a married man would leave a clean puthy yenye anadryfry aende huko nje kukulana na CD?

Pathetic nyinyi mmerogwa

Inaitwa VARIETY

Was Ur GrandFather using Kondoms?

Man was made to be nashorary Polygamous.
Comprende??

[Baresi]

Kwani unaishi Mtwapa

[cortedivoire]

Ungeingia mkia na condom

[Eng_iti]

Ungemtomba tu ukufe

[Wanaruona]

@Eng'iti

Ungemtomba tu ukufe

Chinkororo niaje.

[Blasty]

@Baresi

Kwani unaishi Mtwapa

Ukunda. Why do you ask?

[system]

chances of you contracting HIV if you’re using a condom is nil.

Without a condom its still less than 1%.

But which kind of idiot fuacks a whore without a condom?!

[sperminator]

@Blasty

Sijakapiga picha. Kashaenda.

KRismas dei. 1030Hrs;
Nikaamua niingie Kwa Mangwe nitoe lock before nirudi Kwa nyumba nikachukue Khupipi n kids niwapeleke beach.
This fine as Fuak maLiar akaingia.Petite yellow yellow (hata Kama sipendi Mifupa huyu ningeLamber walahi!!).
She sits next to me and am on FB so she asks for my phone eti ‘Aangalie Sister yake’.Amevaa Sundress, ikaenda juu kiasi I saw the tattoo “I Luv Cyrus”.
No qualms, I give her.
Break the ice, pandisha nguo ndio nione tattoo yote nikamuuliza “Where is Cyrus?”.
Hakujibu.
Chitchat kidogo and in 10 minutes, the Owner of the Mangwe ashaniwinkia eti ‘Huyo ni Waya’ (Code for +ve).
In less than 15 minutes, 2 other guys Wink at me pointing at her with Ile sign ya ‘Usiende hapo’.
So nikamaliza vyb, 10 minutes later ameangalia all her fuackin relas on FB, nikamnyang’anya simu.
And that, guyz, is how (maybe) ningejiinhiza Kwa Luwere on a Krismas dei.

si ungetumia condom

[muiritu79]

@Blasty

Inaitwa VARIETY

Was Ur GrandFather using Kondoms?

Man was made to be nashorary Polygamous.
Comprende??

With all due respect,kwa nini huheshimu nyumba yako?

[Mwanaume_Pochi]

@Hot lanyee

With all due respect,kwa nini huheshimu nyumba yako?

Aoe bibi wengine kama ni variety anataka

[muiritu79]

@Mwanaume Pochi

Aoe bibi wengine kama ni variety anataka

I am all for people doing whatever they want

Lakini mtu ambaye anatetea sababu ya kuweka maisha ya watu wengine hatarini ni mtu asiye utu.

What on earth ?!!!
He should tell his wife he patronizes local brothels ajichunge

[Baresi]

@Hot lanyee

I am all for people doing whatever they want

Lakini mtu ambaye anatetea sababu ya kuweka maisha ya watu wengine hatarini ni mtu asiye utu.

What on earth ?!!!
He should tell his wife he patronizes local brothels ajichunge

Biashara ulipeleka wapi?

[K-LIST_DON_DADA]

Akikam SJ cote devoire anapiga magoti… You know what he does next

[Condor]

Hii ni kawaida pia mimi kuna time a random guy aliniita and warned me about dem nilikuwa na yeye na hivio ndio niliondokea hio mali. Hekaya iko hapa kwa kijiji, ningeleta link lakini admin mefii alikataa kuunda search button.

[Jimit]

@Mwanaume Pochi

Enyewe mwokozi amezaliwa kutuokoa Kwa dhambi zetu…okoka @Blasty

Naona hapo juu umesema uko planteshen… please explain to me like a child why a married man would leave a clean puthy yenye anadryfry aende huko nje kukulana na CD?

Pathetic nyinyi mmerogwa

:D:D:D:D:D:D wonders shall never end. For those not in the know barely 3 months ago Mwanaume Pochi could identify literally every hoe posted kwa wangapi threads. Ni kama kuna kitu ilifanyika ikamforce ageuze mienendo zake. But sasa anajifanya mwokovu mbaya sana

[Mwanaume_Pochi]

@Jimit

:D:D:D:D:D:D wonders shall never end. For those not in the know barely 3 months ago Mwanaume Pochi could identify literally every hoe posted kwa wangapi threads. Ni kama kuna kitu ilifanyika ikamforce ageuze mienendo zake. But sasa anajifanya mwokovu mbaya sana

Pathetic…okoka pia wewe @Jimit brary

[Longpole]

If she’s on her meds…

[muiritu79]

@Baresi

Biashara ulipeleka wapi?

I get provided for like a proper woman.I cannot relate.