Why would the police drive such a funny contraption?

What is “breaking” here?

Some places are so safe that there is no need of wasting funds funding police operations. Kuna nchi police are so idle that they while their time at night escorting drunkards home and arresting swans. Kama kwetu huwa tunalala milango ikiwa wazi na ukuta in 4mm glass.
Ona sasa

And here is the British Police’s deadliest operation

Really funny stuff this.