BREAKING: Raila decamps to UDA too

According to Central Kenya analysts

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:D:D:D

Unapata Jimit anang’oa reli kibera ati “kura ya Raila imeibwa”

Let the “catwalk na kizungu mingi” continue.

Only jaluo take politics as a life and death matter.

apana weka siasa ndani ya roho, weka kwa kidney jioni ukojoe iishe

wacha nielekee trademark office ni patent hii quote banae

Next in line is Konyagi himself.
Remember aliona waiguru in kirinyaga akatoa curfew kabisa.
Wekeni sisa kwa lungs as we send baba to bondo

Only jaruos take politics to be a matter of life and death