breaking news

TCL limited,the makers of a popular milking jelly "arimis"is closing down.

kra authorities today declassified arimis from tax exempt dairy farm input to ordinary petroleum jelly for human use.

kra also backdated taxes for the firm.sources within the firm told us that this action will force them to close shop as they cannot compete with others in the price sensitive market segment.

A recent opinion poll ranked arimis number one petroleum jelly in Kenya.pollster found it more popular among male teenagers and “unmarried youth man”

One bachelor we interviewed said,“hio arimis haina perfume”,another anonymous male university male student said ,hio arimis ni swafi!

The owner of the company in a phone interview said he blames his competitors and the cord opposition for his woes .he also begged sirkal to help him.[ATTACH=full]35787[/ATTACH]

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Fools own the day it seems.

hehehe chonjo, it also helps to ngurumisha ndudhi smoothly

hio mkono ni ya mech

@Kush kanono Nipe order ya ku-supply grease kwa bei nafuu

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:D:D:D:D

buna hiyo arimis inakaa kama grease

We wacha bana…

hio ni makono ya bilionaya tweaking one of his cars in readiness for upcoming rhino charge event

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