BREAKING NEWS

#TEAM DWYFWY BEATS #TEAM NDUTHI ONCE AGAIN WITH THE BIRTH OF 2016. THIS HAPPENED DUE TO THE CONSTANT DFHKMNKNBLBHHBZ OF 2015 BY THIS TEAM.
EVEN TEAM NDUTHI CHAIR @kush yule mnono HAS DEFECTED BY DUMPING LONG TIME GIRLFRIEND PALMELLA FOR AN INDIAN lASS.
HAPPY 2016 DF’S AND WE PRAY THAT YOU GET BLESSED SO MUCH THAT YOU DWYFWY 2016 IPATE MAPACHA TUPATE 2017&2018 PAMOJA

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:D:pHAPPPPPPPPY 2016

Happy new year falaflani

Falaflani = @kichwakibovu

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Haya, mlikunywa hivi. Sasa tuko Njaanuary. Ni kuanza kuhepa landlord na kwenda shule kuambia principal akupe muda kidogo ujisort. Happy 2016.
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Nice crew cut. Happy New Year.

@Deorro = @Mzee mzima amehepa results za kcpe

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Usisahau kuleta miwa ukitoka ushago

A forest of beers!.. … I think drinking is overrated…

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No one is gonna spoil my mood today, no one!

hapo najua kuna mtu alikunywa free beers.hii ndio upuss sijawai elewa, unaitisha beer na zenye uko nazo mbili hazijaisha

After such an eventful night you’ll be like
"People please pray for me. I’ve developed a serious eye condition. Since morning every time I look inside my wallet I see nothing.[B]‪#‎stolen"‬[/B]

This peculiar habit is only in Kenya… I tried this in some other places watu wakanishangaa sana, I was left wondering kwani hawajui kuchafua meza

Greed, showmanship, ufala,… guess it spills over to other aspects of our lives

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‘Apana kunywa pombe kama maskini bwana. Ukijua utakunywa pombe kumi itisha waiter zote sio kushinda ukimsumbua lete chupa moja moja.’
So said a Jang friend of mine.

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Me too. I had a great night… almost got laid and tomorning the breakfast was awesome (I am not big on food photography, so no mbicha.) Now I am sitting with absolutely nothing to do… just as life should be. By the way, you did not say Happy New Year back. I think that is rude… Friends should not be rude to each other.

Hao wako excused, where i live ukiitisha phombe namna hio hutafika nyumbani, either mchele au mbao kwa shingo

@Wakanyama anakungoja afungue mwaka na rasa yako

wakanyama alishanikamua, sasa tafuta matusi ingine ama mtu mwingine wa kunikamua. hii tusi moja imebeat sasa

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And where do you get the idea that we’ve become friends? But today am generous enough to let it ride. I can even say hi to your galfie Nef.

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Just had lunch… Samaki wa kupaka kwa sima kisha nikateremsha na juice ya maembe. When did we stop being friends, friend? No don’t!