Breaking News!.. Ka-Buda is Dead!

CELEBRATION OF A LIFE WELL AND TRULY LIVED.
@Ka-Buda was born Joe Kuria on the 5th of May 1977 in Ndeiya (God Knows what county…) to hard working parents and was the last born in a Family of 6 siblings.
This picture below was taken when he was only 10 months old and it sheds a light on the “Abandonment issues” he has always displayed here on KTalk.

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@Ka-Buda was a jovial likeable child who formed a close friendship with his neighbour`s son JG and with whom they would travel the world later on in their adulthood.
JG and @Ka-Buda are seen here when they are 6 years old being what kids are;-mischeavous!

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@Ka-Buda sucessfully completed his Primary education in Langata Road Primary before being accepted to Dagoretti High School - a fete which he has never comprehended seeing that he was a “copy-cat” and was never known to ever complete his homework on time and was at more than twice caught with “mwakenyas” during Exams time.

@Ka-Buda Married his “First” wife in 1998 when he was just 21 and in what was seen as Nothing more than a cheap and easy way of securing a Visa in his quest to stay abroad where he had failed to attend enough “lectures” for him to re-new his Visa.

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As expected,his marriage to this “older woman” didn`t work out and @Ka-Buda is known to have had at least 2 other “Registered” marriages before he was 30 years old - although no Evidence of any Divorce has yet to be found as we lay him to rest today.

@Ka-Buda Joined Kenyanlist.com in 2004 soon as it was started and as a Rebellion to Mashada.com which had upto then been seen as the Only meeting ground for Kenyans at home and abroad.

@Ka-Buda will be best remembered for his passion for Motoring and Truck Driving. He will be turning in his grave when this Automated Mercedes Actros Truck is unveiled next year as he was "dying " to drive it.

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But most of all he will be missed at his local Hospital where he sacrificed so much time as a “volunteer Gynaecologist” alongside well Respected doctors such as the now infamous Mugo wa Wairimu.

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@Ka-Buda is Survived by 3 “single mothers”,4 (known) children, a South African “onion bootied” mpango wa kando among other suspicious Harlots who seem to be streaming endlessly out of the woodwork!..

But as a Last Testament and as a mark of Respect to his dying wishes,@Ka-Buda wanted you to know that @trish was the only woman who Ever meant anything to Him …EVER!

To the Rest of you KTalkers; @Ka-Buda had mixed Sentiments of either Thankyou… Or Fuck- You!

What 2 words do Each of you think @Ka-Buda would have had for you on his death-bed? -Is it Thankyou?,or would it have been Fuck-you!..?

Fare - i - Well
Until i see you on the other side , …Its check out time my niggaz…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0emlGb2PWGo

@Electronics4u ,@Mundu Mulosi …Please nipatie 24 hours alafu ufanye vile tumeongea.

LOVE YOU ALL…!!!


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Si ungeweka song ya CDM Kiratu…dereva ya munene

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itinerary

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Reminds me of wale wanawake wanasema wanaenda lakini hawaendi. Ana-pack mizigo anaweka kwa mlango then she changes her mind.

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UKIMWI WAS BOUND TO GET YOU

unaenda kenyanlist.org nini?

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@Ka-Buda Godspeed brother…may the sun always shine on ya back. I guess mine is a thank you for the hekayas,true or not.

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LOVE YOU BACK HONEY. GOD BLESS AND STAY WELL. SEE YOU SOON

Wambui wacha kupigia watu kelele.

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Kabuda, that truck is outdated.Tuko MPIV bana.

OOHPS LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN…

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@kabuda ni madeni zinakuandama ama ni nini hadi unadai kuenda MIA

Time out is necessesary smtimes…lakini ukiland dec huku holla :wink:

GOOD RIDDANCE,WE WILL NOT MISS YOU.,CANNIBALSTIC FAGGOT KWENDA KABISA AND NEVER EVER LOOK BACK

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Awwwwww he loved me…:wink: * sob sob

Seriously, unaenda wapi boss? This place will suck without you

Unatuchokesha sasa

Sikusoma hiyo story yote lakini huyu jamaa amenipa clue pale unaenda…

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You’re officially replacing Mugo wa Wairimu!

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I knew. @Ka-Buda won’t be able to handle the pressure with u guys hammering him yesterday.He has finally succumbed.

@Ka-Buda kuna venye unaweza kuwa wewe ni my brother na sijui. I can see we share the name Kuria. Nijibu before @Deorro na @Mundu Mulosi wakuzike

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We have learned alot from your many hekayas, Like have many kids, wives, and life in general. You have been an influence on ktalk and am sure some to young dudes around. Die thee well.