Breaking News: Guka Resigns!

General
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I FieldMarshal CouchP, OGW, having been nominated and voted The Most Influential Talker (The MIT), hereby and regrettably announce my immediate resignation from the Jubilee Party.

Going forward, I do not in any way wish to be associated, related, linked, affiliated or identified with the said outfit.

Having been a founder member of the Jubilee Party, I have taken this decision after deep reflection and pain, and wish to request that you all grant me the space to reflect further on my choices without vitriol or ridicule.

Asanteni sana.

God bless you, and God bless Kenya!

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Even me am consulting my people and very soon I will make a major announcement…

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Cheza chini Field…mungix will come after u

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Mzee thank you for your much awaited decision

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In French they say, “Nyumba na rika itiumagwa”

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I have not left my “House” or “Age set”. I have only parted ways with an incorrigibly incompetent crew.

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@Nattydread uko bado kwa chama

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I think you should fight from within if you feel kuna shida kwa chama

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Mwanaume ahami nyumba kwasababu paa lavuja .
Mhenga.sv shingo upande
Circa 2016

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kurekebisha by voting Kenyatta out

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At 60 i will be writing better threads than this shit here

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Looking at all the guys having presidential ambitions bado Kenyatta ndie afadhali

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I doubt you will ever grow up
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change must start with you. We cant just sit there and watch as things go bad because we have ‘no option’

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MIT, don’t resign yet. Since you have some people high up who listen to you, I urge you to take the role of this small boy

"Many years ago there lived an emperor who cared only about his clothes and about showing them off.

One day he heard from two swindlers that they could make the finest suit of clothes from the most beautiful cloth.

This cloth, they said, also had the special capability that it was invisible to anyone who was either stupid or not fit for his position.

Being a bit nervous about whether he himself would be able to see the cloth, the emperor first sent two of his trusted men to see it.

Of course, neither would admit that they could not see the cloth and so praised it.

All the townspeople had also heard of the cloth and were interested to learn how stupid their neighbors were.

The emperor then allowed himself to be dressed in the clothes for a procession through town, never admitting that he was too unfit and stupid to see what he was wearing.For he was afraid that the other people would think that he was stupid.

Of course, all the townspeople wildly praised the magnificent clothes of the emperor, afraid to admit that they could not see them, until a small child said:

“But he has nothing on”!

This was whispered from person to person until everyone in the crowd was shouting that the emperor had nothing on.

The emperor heard it and felt that they were correct, but held his head high and finished the procession."

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That “change” also includes fighting from within. Sio kuhamahama vyama

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Guka,I can fix you an appointment with the Most Right Honourable with other shiny eyed at Karen then thereafter a press conference to denounce JP has failed Kenyans.

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Doe the current president have executive POWER. …if so canhe use the powers to fight corruption in out country …lawyers in house is it possible?

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Go

Go drying…

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fuck the constitution! he should declare martial law and parade all those thieves including his sister pale uhuru park and have them shot.