Breaking news: 21 shot dead.

News reaching us is that 21 monkeys have been shot dead after invading farms in Muranga county. According to sources from the county residents, there has been an influx of monkeys from the Arberdare forest, which have been terrorising residents and ravaging their farms. The KWS was recently called in to alleviate this problem and they have now resorted to extreme measures to curb the menace.

@old monk are you safe?

Yes I Yah!

Thank you village developers for implementing an on hover thread preview. Clickbait meffi ka hii nimeiona mbaliii.

How is shooting 21 primates breaking news??

@MANKY ,uko fiti?

Kabisa

The primate thieves might now retreat back to the forest

@digi , you share 98% DNA with them

Be nice :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

@Sokwe mtu uko poa?

For a moment I thought that it was 21 Savage the GOAT, man I panicked!

Zile mbwa za Mombasa ama?

@Wakanyama Kuna stock ya butchery
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The fuck is up with these click baiters? It’s not like they are getting ad money.

:D:D:D:D

… Seriously …

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