BREAKING: MIGUNA NOT LIKELY TO RETURN TO KENYA

Despite vouching for H.E WSR and Kenya Kwanza, the red alerts imposed on Dr. Miguna Miguna are yet to be lifted. On Friday evening, Miguna expressed his frustrations via twitter:

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Some KenyaTalk members sent me videos of themselves celebrating Miguna’s plight:

  1. Conman Goliath Jakoyugi @Agwambo

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  1. Dickson Otieno @uwesmake

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  1. Patrick Kinuthia Wanjiru @Sidindi Bey & Wilberforce Mirenja @Simiyu22

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  1. Eucalyptus Ouma @Jimit

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  1. Timberlake Miguna @WIGSPLITTA

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Aluta Continua Comrades.

Na vile Miguna alikuwa ana pump twitter with feed after every 10mins about conman Raila:D kweli dunia haina huruma. Wacha atulize kendez kwa sub zero temps za Canada.

:D:D:D

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D My ribs

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:D:D:D

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D LONG CON!

Miguna is not emotionally stable.

Why would Ruto shoot himself on the foot by having a snitch who wrote 2 books about Raila’s inside dealings close to him?

This guy will soon start frustrating WSR with this issue badala apatie serikali mpya hata time ya kusettle down. That’s when he will start attacking the new administration and won’t return to Kenya anytime soon.

True, the fella is very unpredictable.

Wacha akae huko.

Dr. bishop Margaret Wanjiru has never recovered since the day Miguna asked her the name of the thesis she did in university :D:D

The “corrupt” judges that Ohuru rejected were sworn in on day 1. Why not remove Miguna red alerts on day 1?

Uko na point. But Miguna should not pressure WSR otherwise naona tu akiwatukana soon.

Atarudi kwa @Agwambo kama amekunja mkia fery fery soon.
Wash this space…

Miguna amechezewa karata deadly

Amecheswa? :smiley: sidhani Ruto atamsaliti after making a promise. Shida ni impatience ya Miguna

Most importantly why would @patco tag himself twice in the gifs? @WIGSPLITTA and @Sidindi Bey

:smiley: hilarious, although naona ni ya 2019. Miguna hana chills

umbwa yeye akae huko kwa snow

Janyando harudi Kenya. Shida ni hio big long mouth.

Problem with WSR is that he neither forgets nor forgives.
Miguna will get a dose of his medicine.