Breaking: Daraja Mbili Cheaters Stuck!

LOVERS gets stuck at Daraja Mbili, Kisii, at a lodge.

Sources say the woman’s husband has asked for 2 million shillings to have the duo separated.

Wapake hizo sehem nyeti mafuta ya nguruwe jike nusu kilo and see how that wad will get out of the mtaro smoothly

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Only happens in Kisii.

Izi ni mashida za @Yugni and his foreskin whistle.

This is a disguised advertisement.

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Lmaooo. Low IQ fellas will have a field day with this one

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Amatures. Ati 2m😆 @rexxsimba does it free all the time, and he has never been stuck. Same as @Baby_Panay

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Ujinga piga risasi Kwa hewa uone wakitoka mbio

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Ukienda kudinya bibi ya mtu and you are low IQ to believe in kukwama bullshit, beba carrot. Ikifika time ingiza carrot uone kama inakwama. Ukiingia na itoke freely you are safe. Kula vitu bila huruma. This advice is directed at low IQ fellows kama OP.

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Kasee ona wí wakwatiwo mítgaiga ya vau. Osa wi vake mauta ma ngulwe Ngaa.

Poyoloko angewapata angeingia omwami mkia kabla atafute help

..my advise “unaanza na kidole”

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Hehehehe..
I keep saying here all the time ..

Mke Wa Mtu “CSR” activities are best left for Elders and Experienced Legends ..

Unskilled juveniles should restrict their activities to 1GB Mtaa Hoodrats or High School Virgins.

For the scientifically inclined..
I have covered this phenomenon and it’s remedies in a previous Clinical Post.

Kindly refer to it or request a repost.. :blush::hot_springs:

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Aki ya Ngai ..!!:rofl::joy::hot_springs:

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Repost for the superstitious, they need it more

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:joy::rofl::fire:

Link :

Yeah hizo zote zinakua ni scripted acting with “mganga” fake husband, fake wife and cheater.People will start looking for money to get services ya Mganga.Kenyans wako creative sana.Hata polisi amelipwa..to make it more real.

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But who will need the mganga if they are not stuck…ever thot of that?

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@ORIGI27:

Kijana ..

Captivus is Real among some Humans..

It happens even to Dogs and some members of the canine family such as Foxes and Wolves.

Educate Yourself ..!!:blush:

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  • Penis captivus: A rare condition where the penis becomes trapped within the vagina during intercourse.

How rare is penis captivus?

Penis captivus is an extremely rare condition. There are only a very few reports saying the occurrence and existence of Penis captivus. Moreover, doctors and medical professionals can identify this condition only through unscientific evidence.

It can be caused by a variety of factors, including tight hip flexors, weak gluteal muscles, and poor postural habits .

Treatment usually involves gentle manipulation to dislodge the penis, potentially with the help of a healthcare professional. If penis captivus occurs, the effect is likely very temporary. If both partners relax and give it some time, the muscles should relax, allowing the couple to separate.