[SIZE=4]In an interview recorded by Shitizen TV last evening, Kiambu based history lecturer & Muratina connoisseur Mr. Patrick Kinuthia Wanjiru @Sidindi Bey was asked to give his take on DP Gachagua’s recent outburst during the inauguration ceremony held on Tuesday.
Keff Joinange: “Mr Wanjiru, what are your thoughts on DP Gachagua’s sentiments?”
Mr Wanjiru: "Firstly, I love Muratina! But to answer your query, rigathi forgot that one day he might need Uhuru’s help! rigathi seems to have real dislike for Kikuyus from kiambu!! He always repeats that Mau Mau speech sijui his father was a mau mau as if to call other kikuyus homeguards!!! Always talking about taking the country back to Kibaki era to mean that uhuru has done nothing!!! Na kwani hajui Uhuru ndio commander wa “jeshi”?!
And he can’t inherit Uhuru’s position as kikuyu headman that easily. He should respect uhuru. If Ruto throws him out to whom will he run to?!![/SIZE]
Everyone in Kenya knows that men in Nyeri are full of hot air hata wewe OP.
sorry to say but Nyeri men talk the big talk but tunajua wanapigwa hadi na bibi zao. Wanakatwa hadi uso na makende. In 2007 it was Kiambu man Uhuru Kenyatta who went with buses and “jeshi” to rescue stranded okuyus in Naivasha while Nyeri man Kibaki hid behind Lucy’s skirt. Msidhani tumesahau. Bado tunakumbuka.
And then you threw Uhuru to the Hague dogs using the likes of Priscilla Nyokabi because you didn’t want him to ascend to the throne, but he did.
Where was “Mau Mau” Rigathi Gachagua in 2007??? He was busy hiding in Mathira together with his bro.
And in 1992 Rigathi Gachagua was very busy killing and harassing Okuyus in Molo. Sio ati tumesahau.
OP I imagine you are the brownskin Nyeri man who serves as a moderator here na hio maneno yangu ilikuwasha sana but hio yote nilisema ni ukweli tupu. Uhuru ndio jeshi. Na ikae ikijulikane hivyo. Hata Hague wanajua Uhuru ndio jeshi.
Furthermore Nyeri men pretend to be the real Mau Mau na kwa nini basi wanapigwa na mabibi? And their sons usually have feminine Catholic names like St. Christian Emilio Njoroge Ciiru or St. Francis Rigathi Kui.
Nyeri boys are usually brown skin with soft features like that moderator. These brown Nyeri boys love applying lip balm on their lips and cocoa butter to protect their skins from sunburn. Huwa wanaongea vibaya kwa bar but ukimgonga uso na chupa ya Guinness atatulia awache kushrub matusi.
And finally there was a young man from Nyeri called @maizeroaster and he really hated Uhuru. He threatened a revolution na afterwards hakuonekana tena. I used to think he came back as @Ndindu aka @Hacktivist but I doubt he is the one. To the incoming NIS and gsu in the house akina @Budspencer Kiprop wachilieni @maizeroaster huru, wherever he is. He was just another harmless noisemaker from Nyeri county
wachana na op. By the meer fact that he pretends to be a lady and clearly he is a man shows you how effeminate these Nyeri men are.
meanwhile behind closed doors Kashakwa is probably known as Gacheri. Na anachapwa na frying pan kama Emilio akikataa kuimba vizuri kwa kesha. If you look carefully you will notice it is the pastor who wears the pants in that house. Ndio maana Gacheri anavaa shati mzee mzee. Hata breakfast naskia alikuwa anaenda kukunywa kwa ruto huko Karen. Nyeri men really suffer in silence.
first of all shantall, sio chantel tuko kenya hivyo ndio huwa iko kwa id shantal nafula, Either way uhurus govt disrespected and embarassed gachagua. Unataka kuniambia ukifanywa principle kwa ur former high school upate your former principle amekuwa demoted kuwa head of department kwa shule ambayo wewe ni principle hautasahau jinsi alikufanyia aibu mbele ya parade.