Breakfast show ya machokosh..kungoa hangy

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Waaaa jana nimezienda mbaya na akina Blaze pale. Hata cjui vile nlifika mtaa. Nike amuka and 1st thing kama mlevi nikucheki kama phone iko…imelost ama screen ime crack? Check iko sawa. Nxt thing cheki wallet, hio uwa nightmare wazito.Waaaaaa :eek::eek:150euros imeinama waseh…nilikuwa na 200 kwa wallet sai naona tuu 50.

3rd thing, pigia akina Blaze niwaulize jana kuliendaje…dialling****

Blaze: hello

Me: niaje blaze…jana kuliendaje

Blaze:Buda Blunder mseh

Me: gani tena

Blaze:wale mapokoste pale kwa ile pub…si manze umeleta drama Jay

Me:waaaaa acha

Blaze:noma…ni story refu…do hivi si tupatane pale kwa ile pub ya wa-russia tutoe lock ya ka breakfast show nikusho vile kulienda

Me:Roger that
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Chips na keg ndio huuzwa Kwa waRussia?

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Bae, you’re losing it. Chips plus keg???

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Inaitwa jug daniels

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Zii hio pic ni illustration tuu…pale kwa russia tunaenda kula russian sausages plus afew beers…very good kutoa hang over

@Chloe, hun am nt loosing it bae

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zile mambo keg imenionyesha …

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Peasant

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every billionare was once a peasant… fala2016

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Faking it till you make it

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Mimi ni peasant in european standards… hata ule @Ka-Buda ni peasant pale stoke city…driver wa truck ni chokosh this sides hata kama mshande ni poa

Lakini one day we will make it…education is the key waseh

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Peasant pamba anauliza recipe ya kupiga spaghetti, hio ndio chakula naona kwa nyumba na hangover +musoto inanimalisa, help a temporary peasant please.

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Sii maji moto kwa sufuria alafu wekelea spagehetti…ikishaiva chukua frying pan ekelea mayai and fry…b4 kuiva wekelea spaghetti juu and mix together…pilipili unaweza ongeza…thank me later

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nyama kuota minced utakua sorted. Ama hauna hata soh moja?

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patieni pamba recipe ya KUPIGA spaghetti

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Naona lugha ya afande imekuigia

“GUJA HAPA GIJANA”

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Msap wa muchatha.

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I aint a sap faggot

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tafuta ka singo matha na hapo hio ndio itakusaidia

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Wacha kuharibu jina ya warussia, beer and potatoes are an Irish thing.

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