Boychild mistakes with kungurus

[jmoy]

1. Kukamulia kunguru kwake ama kuachia kunguru aplan place utamkamlia - utafanywa kama deputy governor
2. Kutuma fare - you are being conned (send her uber pay akikam, go for her or akam in her own ways)
3. Kuambia kunguru unampenda - boychild, si kunguru unapenda!
4. Kuorder kunguru kwa internet without you seeing her recent pic - hapo ndo utajipata na grandmum
5. Kuleta kunguru kwako mara ya kwanza - vyombo zaweza tembea or akwamilie
6. Kuangalia mileage - kunguru ni kunguru vitu zimepitia hapo yako si ya kwanza na ya mwisho; mileage wakonayo hata ukisikia ni tight aje
7. Kukamua kunguru dryfry - never let her lie to you; she is a kunguru
8. Kuoa kunguru - utakufa haraka boychild
9. Kulewesha kunguru - they never get drunk; pesa yako yote itatembea hapo

Ongezea hapa chini tusaidie boychild

[mache]

Kulamba coomer ya kunguru, utatoka na kisonono ya mbwa.

[Kingwendu]

Kuachia kunguru kifunguo ati akuachie kwa mama mboga akitoka. Utapata amefagia kila kitu kwa keja ama atoleshe key copy

[Mwafricaj]

Kukuwa desperate kwa texts ama kumtumia kunguru ati nudes zako. atakuanika na adai hata hunanga game ukisota kwa social forum zote including family group

[Idias]

@jmoy

1. Kukamulia kunguru kwake ama kuachia kunguru aplan place utamkamlia - utafanywa kama deputy governor
2. Kutuma fare - you are being conned (send her uber pay akikam, go for her or akam in her own ways)
3. Kuambia kunguru unampenda - boychild, si kunguru unapenda!
4. Kuorder kunguru kwa internet without you seeing her recent pic - hapo ndo utajipata na grandmum
5. Kuleta kunguru kwako mara ya kwanza - vyombo zaweza tembea or akwamilie
6. Kuangalia mileage - kunguru ni kunguru vitu zimepitia hapo yako si ya kwanza na ya mwisho; mileage wakonayo hata ukisikia ni tight aje
7. Kukamua kunguru dryfry - never let her lie to you; she is a kunguru
8. Kuoa kunguru - utakufa haraka boychild
9. Kulewesha kunguru - they never get drunk; pesa yako yote itatembea hapo

Ongezea hapa chini tusaidie boychild

:D:D:D:D:D

[jmoy]

@mache

Kulamba coomer ya kunguru, utatoka na kisonono ya mbwa.

kisonono ya nguruwe ndo mbaya!

[Limitless_ke]

Akikam mancave ficha keys, ataeza imprint kwa sabuni atengeneze replica.

[inzhener_otmetka]

@jmoy

kisonono ya nguruwe ndo mbaya!

Angusha hekaya… huenda ukasaidia wanakijiji wasije wakajikuta kwenye jangwa kama hilo!

[forestmonkey]

A)Ukiwa club na kunguru fuata hizi sheria.

1. usiache chupa kwa table ati unaenda dancefloor utaekewa Mchele.
   2)kunywa drink kwa chupa kama ni beer.
   3)ukiona kunguru wawili chukua yule sure bet kabisa even if she’s the ugly of the two, huyo mwingine anaeza dissapoint.
   4)skill za kunguru kwa bed ni directly proportional na vyenye ana twerk.

B)kuanga na line ya kunguru kando-hii itaeka your personal life safe, kama work,family,business e.t.c.
C)kama nikulipa pesa lipa nusu kwanza alafu sema hio nyingine utalipa according to how utakua satisfied.
D)kunguru over 25 hana value.

MOST IMPORTANT!!!
Kunguru ni kunguru hata aende kanisa 7 times a week.

[Emamba]

@forestmonkey

A)Ukiwa club na kunguru fuata hizi sheria.

1. usiache chupa kwa table ati unaenda dancefloor utaekewa Mchele.
   2)kunywa drink kwa chupa kama ni beer.
   3)ukiona kunguru wawili chukua yule sure bet kabisa even if she’s the ugly of the two, huyo mwingine anaeza dissapoint.
   4)skill za kunguru kwa bed ni directly proportional na vyenye ana twerk.

B)kuanga na line ya kunguru kando-hii itaeka your personal life safe, kama work,family,business e.t.c.
C)kama nikulipa pesa lipa nusu kwanza alafu sema hio nyingine utalipa according to how utakua satisfied.
D)kunguru over 25 hana value.

MOST IMPORTANT!!!
Kunguru ni kunguru hata aende kanisa 7 times a week.

now I understand we with my uncle kwa club ku meet kunguru wake na alkunywa beer kwa chupa and I wondered why

[Nyarwath]

Don’t ever sympathize with a kunguru, they are very cunning and can upturn your emotions

[MajorProphet]

@jmoy

1. Kukamulia kunguru kwake ama kuachia kunguru aplan place utamkamlia - utafanywa kama deputy governor
2. Kutuma fare - you are being conned (send her uber pay akikam, go for her or akam in her own ways)
3. Kuambia kunguru unampenda - boychild, si kunguru unapenda!
4. Kuorder kunguru kwa internet without you seeing her recent pic - hapo ndo utajipata na grandmum
5. Kuleta kunguru kwako mara ya kwanza - vyombo zaweza tembea or akwamilie
6. Kuangalia mileage - kunguru ni kunguru vitu zimepitia hapo yako si ya kwanza na ya mwisho; mileage wakonayo hata ukisikia ni tight aje
7. Kukamua kunguru dryfry - never let her lie to you; she is a kunguru
8. Kuoa kunguru - utakufa haraka boychild
9. Kulewesha kunguru - they never get drunk; pesa yako yote itatembea hapo

Ongezea hapa chini tusaidie boychild

Dry fry hatuezi acha

[MarkMarco]

1. Usiwai Pea kunguru your Birthday date juu hivyo ndio mpesa hugeuzwa by sim replacement.
2. Usiwai lipa kunguru less than they first asked better walk away to find your price, they will ask for for pre payment and keep threatening aids ukiwa katikati,(Making mayhem ndio utoke), ukikataa wanasema umeoverstay na wanataka more money aka their initial price.
3. The key to good kunguru time is little talk and you controlling the venue.
4. Always think like a kunguru from a business perspective view, even when they cry and try to move your emotions always know its part of the business.
5. Beware of text kungurus as they may not deliver goods as explained aka Jumia style delivery of goods.
6. You will never win a shouting match with a kunguru its better to just make a call asking for your gun from the other end (blaffing to death) and save your skin from blackmail… they run fast.
7. Avoid kungurus who feel men owe them sth, they always will ask for sth extra all the time. They are deeply bitter and vangefull

[Nyarwath]

Usipoteze time eti unadara kunguru, its not part of the agreement

[MajorProphet]

Beware Kungurus may have airbrushed photos online. There’s a leg pose they do that makes their butt look bigger while it’s in fact flatter than a flatscreen TV.

You discover they look more like Ronaldinho yet online they looked like Beyonce. TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.

[Masgwembe]

@MarkMarco

1. Usiwai Pea kunguru your Birthday date juu hivyo ndio mpesa hugeuzwa by sim replacement.
2. Usiwai lipa kunguru less than they first asked better walk away to find your price, they will ask for for pre payment and keep threatening aids ukiwa katikati,(Making mayhem ndio utoke), ukikataa wanasema umeoverstay na wanataka more money aka their initial price.
3. The key to good kunguru time is little talk and you controlling the venue.
4. Always think like a kunguru from a business perspective view, even when they cry and try to move your emotions always know its part of the business.
5. Beware of text kungurus as they may not deliver goods as explained aka Jumia style delivery of goods.
6. You will never win a shouting match with a kunguru its better to just make a call asking for your gun from the other end (blaffing to death) and save your skin from blackmail… they run fast.
7. Avoid kungurus who feel men owe them sth, they always will ask for sth extra all the time. They are deeply bitter and vangefull

Omwami sasa ongea kiswahili ama Kipokot umezoea tukuelewe. Kizungu siyo mdomo chako.

[mtikubwa]

1. Avoid kungurus. There are many chics in your friendzone whom, if you can get dirty with them, they can angushia you.

2. If you must eat a kunguru, delete her number immediately.

3. If you must share your contact with a Kunguru, use a pseudo number. Equitel iko fity.

[mututho_wa_kk]

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