The year is 2090.
Ole Weru drives to the hospital for a regular check-up but the following day, doctors announce that he has received the final call from his creator, and unfortunately, he has answered the call. Due to his influence and wealth, detectives from CID, NIS, and others are dispatched to track the last steps of the great man. WaJothefu Kibandanski, his regular eating base since his twenties is closed from public access for 1 month to prevent damage of any evidence.
Around 5 people have been taken in for questioning, among them an old frail man called Matini, who is said to have been the last one to meet Ole Weru before he went for the check up. Others taken in for questioning are son to the legendary hotelier WaJothefu, Ole’s driver and an un-identified woman said to have been spotted with the old Ole at Magomano bar and restaurant earlier in the afternoon, before leaving to an undisclosed location together.
One of the prime suspects in the mysterious passing of the centenarian is his 4th and youngest wife, a thate fae year old lady from the leafy suburbs of Kafete in the outskirts of Nyairofi. The minji minji is being held for more questioning, with reports emerging that she might have eliminated the man after he discovered that her child was not his, therefore barring her from inheriting anything from the vast Ole Empire. That however did not come as a surprise to many, because at his age, Ole could not be expected to cock a gun leave alone shoot a bullet, even a rubber one. Further developments are however expected on this matter.
Ole Weru came from a famous lineage of wine tasters and legendary brewers, with his great grandfather being the famous EBS, CPA, NASA, JAP Mr Kihara Murefi. Kihara Murefi, was a famed and decorated brewer, credited with discovering the award winning Wakihara special vodka, a fobe Ole Weru is said to have been drinking until his final days. Ole lived by the motto that in heaven, you only need hands to clap and a mouth to sing, and nowhere is it mentioned that we will need a liver in that promised land.
According to those close to him, Ole is said to have lived a stress free life, with his only regrets in life being neither here nor there. As quoted from one of his oldest books; “The art of Fisiology”-a book written when he was the strategic director at the now defunct Mafisi sacco, he said that his major regret was that he started seeing canaan very late in his life (well in to his 20’s), meaning he wasted his peak years in wet dreams.
This was confirmed by his close friend Matini, who said that Ole was a perennial dry speller, and one of the most friend zoned niggas of his time. Some even speculated that he belonged to a secret organization called the Vaseline battalion, who ‘HANDled’ their dry spells differently. The Vaseline battalion is responsible for extraordinary profits experienced by Unilever at that time, before they shifted their loyalty to another strong brand of the time; Arimis. Matini however states that Ole never joined the Vaseline battalion. However, he says that after Ole discovered canaan, he never looked back. The only thuruari he could not remove was the one that had not been worn.
Ole also regretted ever tasting fobe, which he says he wasted a lot of money on. In his other book; “My Bitter Frenemy”, Ole states that were it not for fobe, he felt that he would have made it to the list of top 30 under 30 during his time. However by the age of 30, the only ‘top’ he knew ilikuwa ile ya nguo. At some point in his life, Ole had sworn by the slopes of Mount Kenya, the ranges of the Aberdare and by the nipple-shaped hills of Tumutumu that he would never drink again. He however ordered another beer immediately after finishing that sentence.
He has however left a vast empire of fiashara, spreading across different towns in Kenya. He is also survived by 4 wives, 22 shudren (the known) and many grandchildren. However, according to his lawyer, they are expecting many other children and grandchildren to come out claiming their relations to the city mbisness man, a matter he says they won’t contest in court because they knew the man.
…Haki hii bangi ya Githurai inanionyesha mbali sana.
ambia wajothefu akupatie maziwa kwa bii yangu mr ole
wewe @Destro rudi mukuru unielezee kesi inaendelea aje
Naenda nikipata part two nakuletea
@Destro rudi mukuru,copy paste umalaysie hekaya. when i grow up i wanna be ole weru
He got mad writting skills and also a sense of humour
all that description na bado hajatupatia vile suspect wanaintrogatiwa
nani alimalisa yeye…
after wahome mutahi, i got to know ole weru!! my smile grew bigger… from gutu to gutu!
Without a doubt Ole Weru is a Talker.
Umejuaje?
This guy ole weru. I like all the crap he does. I really wanna have the shit you take when we meet bro