Body Guard wa Uhunye ni a 130kg of meffi mungich

Anajiona kama secret service wa states with the fake shades and ear pieces.
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Unlike the fit USA navy seals/secret service your local security guy is unfit na amejaza umeffi instead of muscles.

Reason why? Ask no more. Kukula hii ghasia of a food.
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Hii ghasia ikipatana na the real deal presidential assassins hakuna kitu anaeza fanya. Watam geuzia wamchape na wamuchunishe sukuma

Maliza wakanyaks:D:D:D

Hawezi kazi huyu. Case of promotion/employment bcoz of tribe and not skill.

Ni vile tuu Kenya pple fear the presidential motorcade and security bt most of them are unfit.

Ukweli kapsa.wengine wanaskia alshabab wanaigia mitini.:smiley:

Umejua aje kabila yake…

Even the dress code itself stinks… such a waste of taxpayers money

Banaa even a class 2 std can see that’s a kick. Features. Anyway his name is Muriuki.

Manze. Am sure hata hana bullet proof vest.

Mimi nishaiona robbery ingine Westi. Now kulikuwa na hawa special cops (forgot their title) lakini watu wamesomea Israel and other countries na hao huwa plain clothes…so a robbery was happening in some mhindi place. Si hawa makarao with sleek suits wamejipiga setti ati waiting for the thugs watoke ndio wamalizie wao. Sisi raia tulikuwa ready kuona free movie as wamejipanga. Wueh thugs walitoka na gari driving at full speed alafu walitoa gun kubwa kubwa plus ki machine gun. Walichapisha tuu mbili and the next thing we saw were the cops diving for safety without even returning a single shot.

:D:D:D ati amevaa cargo pants na mbwenya. Hio ni ushamba.

The good thing to him is that ALL PREVIOUS HOLDERS of that position are always promoted Sana Sana to head GSU

Cheramboss,sumbeiyo,Boinett,Itere and the current GSU boss were promoted after upon leave PEU

muriuki ako anasoma hizi comments banae ako zile za inauma but inabidi nizoeee

ule aide de camp anakuwanga fit kabisa

Labda Hao no after handchieth. :smiley:
Loyalty before anything.

Hahahahahaha

What was the name of the movie again? Ghaseer!!!

It was called “inaama and touch yr toes uchunishwe sukuma” f’ckin siet

VIP escort in Kenya is a charade. Kwanza hio story ya kurukia gari kama bonobo kwa mti huniudhi sana. Ni vile Kenyans hawananga time ya kuvuruga motorcades else wangekuwa wanakipata daily. Had an opportunity of interacting with part of the security team accompanying Hillary Clinton during her visit to Kenya as Secretary of State hapo Holy Family. Hao boys walikuwa so laid back, professional and approachable but hio security hata wewe ungeinusa.

na kwani amevaa zile shades za yule eye witness

Obvious ukabila iko ingekuwa duale expect a somali guard

Bullshit…