About to happen
Mbona wanamzika haraka haraka hivyo?
He wanted to be cremated quickly after death
Ooh okei then.
He is still alive but they want to finish him by burning him. burying him wouldnt work because he will shout and knock on the coffin. siku hizi watu wanatuchezea akili. beginning with that mastermind guy. all because he pressed a key on his computer while asleep and distributed free bundles to beloved dutiful kinyans.
If you expected disco matanga and prey on young lasses, gorge yourself and make merry, Sahau
Acha bhangi.
That is the only way to celebrate him as he moves over.
Wanatumia kuni ama diesel? Won’t that torture his soul?
Gas burner
meanwhile kariokor kwa entrance wako na list yenye wanatick for only the invited…
kariokor kuna options ya kuni na automatic…ya kuni ni cheaper though…
:D:D:D safcom should not deny us such little pleasures bana. tunataka watu wakue wanaingia kwa gate yake wakipiga nduru wakilia wakiomboleza for a week just because they use M-Pesa or buy data bundles from saf hence "wanajuana na collymore:
na machokosh wale wanakuaga wamejaa huko
hii mambo ya kuzika haraka iko poa kabisa, angekua mkenya amekufia majuu angeland hapa in an expensive coffin amid alot of fanfare then msafara from airport hadi church then to his rural home na inakua bradcasted on all the githeri media stations kisha endless speeches and politis during the burial
:D:D
kwa sababu kumkalisha kalisha haitam resurrect
:D:D Fair enough
yea…na mass ingekuwa kwa kiwanja ya closest public primary school na kungeekwa “hema cia andu a nyairofi ni ici ithatu ,na inyui ange muikare harea kiharo…na cioro cia andu a nairofi ni irea cia haria ciandeketwe IKOTOILET …na tuarekia igongona,andu a nyairofi irio cianyu cia harea hemaini erea ya buruu…”
Kenyans really embraced this man that just shows you how welcoming we are as a people but this is a double edged sword.