Bitch

There is this bitch I used to drill a while back but we called it off. I just realized she is now a close friend to a hot new girl in my hood and I have been making some good progress until I met them together. I was planning on laying pipe this week juu sex chats zilikuwa zimeanza. The bitch has literally cockblocked me by badmouthing me kwa this new girl. All my efforts have gone to waste na bet imeungua. Feeling pissed. I know I will smash her, but nimerudishwa square 1 and I am mad.

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Learn to not burn bridges

Niaje M2random?

Ushawahi nyanganywa nyama ikiwa kwa mdomo

M2random Tena?

[SIZE=7]BINGWA
WAKANYAMA
M2RANDOM[/SIZE]

[SIZE=7]WHAT’S NEXT??? [/SIZE]

[SIZE=7]HII KIJIJI iNA UPUSS TU.[/SIZE]

Umesahau @Quanstrom

I don’t burn bridges but she caught me in a very compromising situation and that is how it ended.

Na @Voltron

Shiroe kam nikupige njwang’aaaaaa

Hii hata wangemalizana vizuri na ex bado tu picha itachomwa na cock itakuwa blocked. Wasichana ni petty sana.

Only a very well structured plan will work in this case : Make peace with your former first lady. Eat her once or twice. At the same time edge for your new kill. They will start out running each other for You. Make a very calculated move towards the newbie. Pounce on her and hammer her mercilessly. At this moment the right thing would have been for you to run for your life. Unfortunately, the right thing isn’t always the best thing. The best thing will be for you to hammer both of them interchangeably till the day they will discover you’re a good-for-nothing jackass! Hapo ndio utajua hujui. You will have to move. Don’t forget to drop us a hekaya:D!

:D:D:D:D

Hufai kulialia si pia wewe ulitombea beshte yako mnono wife.

wewe hauwes saidika, tafuta mugomba uufanyieko mapensi

But i thought you are the self proscribed ‘6 packed guy’ eater of wives whose husbands have tummies and are ardent fans of rhumba + meat of burnt, beers and driving around.

You are a sissy

This is my MO. Never burn bridges especially with them females. Huwesjua kesho katanuka aje

Crap all the way; you think if you’d parted ways amicably(if there’s such a thing)with miss killjoy you’d fair any better with miss freshness? Brother…

Enyewe hiyo @Haiwesekani