Birrioneas Only - Request:Rescue mission to Ruaka(recently declared a Slum)

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Fellow Birrioneas,

Thank you for finding time away from your busy schedules to discuss the important matter at hand.
Today i was engaged in my daily UFISI activities and a certain damsel in distress was brought to my attention.Apologies,i should have given you some background first:
Last month i DRY FRIED hadi kwa SETTINGS a certain young lass from RUAKA,by then the KTALK Birrioneas fraternity had not yet declared that town(sorry i meant informal settlement) a slum.Today she has communicated to me that she wishes to be kamuliwad hadi kwa ACCESSORIES.
I humbly come before this respected gathering to request your permission to venture into this impoverished outskirt of Nairobi to undertake the indicated mission.
I await your most gracious decision.

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Ubaya ya Wasaps hawana waist…matako na kifua nikama one organ…

ION, Stop taking advantage of the under-privileged

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You may proceed. An ambitious slum upgrading project in the area has commenced…

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It has come to this??

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Before I read, does this hekaya conform to the @mabenda4 act?

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Before I read, does this hekaya conform to the @mabenda4 act?

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wanaume kweli huvutiwa na nguo. hio ikistrip unavaa shades

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HIO KITU MI NAONA IKO SAWA DRYFRY , @aviator CUM NA MARSUPIAL.

But uncle rollout utaenda ruaka shot sita then uende ngara shot sita then urudi nyayo in 6 hours ama ?

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This is mission command you have my authority to engage i repeat you have my authority to engage roger?

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NGUIIIIIIII

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Ati birionayas? Am here struggling to convince these red eyes to accept 8mirrions for an acre,na nyinyi msha declare hii rwaka ni slum!

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Leo nimemeza redbull tano after job.Nakamua shot zote saba Ruaka alafu nielekee,siwezi lala huko naweza amka gari haina miguu :D:D

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Huyu kijana apewe likes aketi na wazee kabla ya akina culture.

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pole @shingo upande 8m ni ya 1/4 itabidi urudi shingo upande sababu pesa yako uwesmake

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hehe, watu husema wasap hawana nyuma. The thing is their hipbones are high so that the stomach is almost in the hips and the angle is a bit rotated. So that the bone that should be protruding backwards as the arse is rotated front-inwards and the bone that you hold onto when akimbo at the front is rotated outwards. The result is a suppressed butt, which is tightly held together. With others the hipbone is low and rotated in the opposite direction so that the abdomen region this thin and the butt is two seperate onions.
That is my scientific analysis. The information is gathered through survey and practical sessions of anatomical study. Median error(median absolute deviation) is 0.75%

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Wachana na picha za WhatsApp kijana

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Mwingine(red eyes)gacharege alikubali 1.9m for an acre,saa hii ananiambia bei imepanda hadi 9.7m coz of two rivers projet.sasa two rivers na gacharage inaingiana wapi?

Mambo ya land speculation ya wakikuyu yanichaganya sana!

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Unaota, 20m.

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hata sio 1/4. Ni 1/8 huko kwa hiyo slum. Fanya utafiti utashangaa

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Don’t be fooled by"market rates" I once bought a half acre in runda(for client)for 10.1m.

Most of these rates are determined by agents.
ruaka is over rated.

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