BIBI KUTOROKA

So from sometime last week bibi amekuwa akileta kisirani mob.Had been wondering, the hell did I do wrong?!!Only for her to unleash some previously(like several months ago) snooped on text.Now,those were very inoccent texts to some lady but since she was on an evidence fishing mission,conclusions were quickly made and cast on stone even after me literally begging and persuading her,(ofcourse adamantly)that there was nothing.
So weekend yote(remember it was one long one) she was so intentionally provoking me so that I hit her and she gets a reason to go ballistic.
Come monday morning after same sporandic argument she crosses the boundary and pokes me on the forehead with the first finger…ile ya madharau.
One kumanyoko slap ile ya “cammon” and voila…packing ikaanza…watoto na mboch wote kwa gari na aka dissappear.Simu mteja…two days simu haishikwi…
Kumbe she went to the sister with everyone.Nikasema hata mimi ujinga sitaki.Mtu alingoja nimbembeleze lakini wapi.On the third day kupiga simu ilishikwa pap after the first ring.Just said “nakuja kuwachukuwa” and question was “what time?”
Lol…from now on the comfort of my house will be appreciated…hehe

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a good lesson for her.
kukaliwa chapati should never be the way for a man

Mwanamke akishakuzalia watoto…you always have the upper hand. A woman with children is basically in a hostage situation…she cant leave you without a major reason. She has only two options, try to work things out with you, or become the next single mother in town. You win 99% of the time.You would be telling a different story kama hana watoto.

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^^This could have been a direct RKO kama ingekuwa Jay.

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Very telling words.

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Kwani wewe hauna kwenyu? Si pia wewe ungeenda kwenyu tuonee nani angeenda hasara. Mimi mwanamke akiniletea eti anaenda kwao, atarudi hio nyumba anipate nimehama.

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Osungu lorry okuje saa huu.

Just said “nakuja kuwachukuwa”..:D:D:D:D

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I believe a man who slaps a lady is as good as a pregnant anopheles which if not eradicated/sorted/twangwad will bring forth a bad society.

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akianza nuks ni kumuuliza tu “Really? Really …hivi ndo tutaishi” alafu useme SAWA na uende doze sa ni kuanza kuingia late ikiwezekana drunk

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Could she have provoked you with by-gones ndio apate nafasi ya kuji-export to a slice sampler who easily achieves the ktalk threshold?
Just thinking out loudly…

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oa kwanza alafu we can listen to your new saying…

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sikuelewi mbro?

:D:D wanawake wawili with the pettiness hawawezi ishi kwa nyumba moja more than two days bila drama balaa. kuna mwingine najua hawezi kaa kwa dada yake mor than one night. ikishapita wanavurugana juu ya vitu wanaa mpaka unacheka tu. wanawake hawapendani na hawawezi ishi pamija hata kidogo hata kama ni damu moja. Hebu jiulize kwanini wanaume wanaweza hustle waishi kwa two bedroom ndume nne after campus hata miaka mbili bila drama za upuzi lakini wanawake hata wiki ni shida. alipiga comparison akaona afadhali nirudie ile nugu yangu tuu

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Wahindi. Marriage in the Asian setup is just pathetic. Most men have no say, siyo akuzalie watoto, siyo ukule nje, siyo ulewe uende nyumbani ukinuka mwanaume, ama ulale nje na poko once in a while. No wonder mhindi ametaste African life - nyama choma, pombe bila kuangalia saa ama mfuko, na umalaya kiasi anakuwa corrupted kapsaa.

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You did very good, however next time mpige sweep alafu umrukie kama ume nyonga…macho ziki toka njee mwachilie. Trust you me uta kua una ingia kwa nyumba ana kneel chini kama mganda…Thank me later

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That is best way to deal with this type of a woman

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Hata wewe ni mpoa. Ingekua mimi na sijakufukuza siwezi kukupigia simu. Vile ulienda ndio utarudi.

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