BEWARE! Spring chicks!

Schools are on midterm break. You’ll see young things walking around in estates…with very supple behinds.
Dear friend, do not! I repeat, do not!
Just stick to your staple of mboches and bibi za jirani…
Hawa watoto ni temptations…dare touch those things and you are in for long time.

Regards
Friend X

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sawa next please

Mungeanza na “prophet” mohammed, the grand paedophile.

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Infidel wewe…

Sijanajisi watoto mimi. Niite utakacho.

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Baki apo ukifikiri ni watoto…zile vitu utu tuschana tumeona…wacha ninyamaze tuu

Mseh nikiwa Std. 8 after KCPE kulikuwanga na kabash…mseh my girlfriend then who had also cleared std 8 aka enda missing…namutafuta kwa bash simwoni…

kumbe fisi fulani who used to work for DT dobie alivuka na mwoman na kwenda kumalizia…hio kitu uniuma hadi leo…imagine dame ni 14 lakini her ikusde ili accomodate mdekiste ya mseh who was approaching his 30s…imagine that was kitambo…wht about now?

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If you aren’t scare mongering, give a true account of a fisi you know who’s inside for a very long time for the same.

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ha ha ha ha!!! Pole msee…

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Leta hekaya full.

Uniformed HAPANTAMBUA.shida ya kujitafutia.

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That explains why you’re always traumatized.

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IKR

Pole Jay baby boy!

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I know of a girls highschool where mafisi go there with their cars pretending to be the girls “uncle”…ati wamekuja kupick wasichna on closing day…kumbe ni kitu walikuwa amepanga with these girls…kwa gari kuna home clothes ya mdem…she changes alafu wanaenda kujivinjari…kitatombwa alafu next day kana change back to school uni anadroppiwa home…mind u she had lied to her peros about closing date,pushed it a day forward.

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Tao inakaa dining hall

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Tell me more…

how now, term dates and any other event dates are normally emailed to parents on regular basis from the schools

what more do u wanna know?

Not all schools are IT savvy…na si kila mzazi ana Email

kuna shule famous ya girls iko na hio tabia nime mention…inaitwa St.V_ _ _ _ _ ne <—fill in the blanks Hint iko machakos

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Wanaitwa jail baits. Tûti twîthî

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