Beware of Thieves at roadside choma joints near Kenol

[MortyTuumbo]

You do know you can report these businesses. Get a police abstract and go with the receipt and evidence.

[Simiyu22]

Nyama Choma na kachumbari served away from my house is a no from me. The only exception is if it’s a relatives function. But I used to like Kenyatta market.

[Simiyu22]

@Alecs

Your fate was sealed, lazima siku ingekua mbaya:D
My worst experience was a time nlichukua takeaway mbuzi choma. Nlifika kwa nyumba kufungua the bones were small and weird. The first bite and the meat was very soft. That must have been a small goat ama some funny animal. Nlitupa hiyo takataka and went to bed…

Hyrax meat.

[Tarantinoh]

After sometime, you will find the guys complaining about the way ‘hakuna kazi siku hizi’, forgetting about the day they had drinks while laughing how they ‘tamurad’ some innocent people,as someone said that’s why most people opt to buy things from honest foreigners.

[ranny]

@uwesmake

what do you expect when ring leader ni malaya kuma chafu @ranny

Makende wacha uchokozi. Brarry fuu!

[T.Vercetti]

Mutahi Kagwe alisema msikule, wewe bado unaenda kukula.

All in all Kenol Murang’a is where you will find social misfits and goons like @kanguthu and @Wanaruona the hawker in his safari boots. So what do you expect from such characters???!

Hio labda ilikuwa ni nyama ya mbwa iligongwa na gari na ukapikiwa. Ndio maana haina shape.

Kenol unaweza uziwa hata nyoka na uambiwe ni kuku choma.

[omhangla]

Kikopey started like that. They used to sell even warthogs, zebras and hyenas to people. Nowadays nobody bothers to stop there

[T.Vercetti]

@omhangla

Kikopey started like that. They used to sell even warthogs, zebras and hyenas to people. Nowadays nobody bothers to stop there

:D:D:D ati hyenas?

Na ujue a full grown hyena has a lot of steak meat.

[omhangla]

@T.Vercetti

:D:D:D ati hyenas?

Na ujue a full grown hyena has a lot of steak meat.

Hehe, yes. A few months ago some maasai young men were arrested skinning hyenas huko narok. Where do you think that meat ends?

[T.Vercetti]

@omhangla

Hehe, yes. A few months ago some maasai young men were arrested skinning hyenas huko narok. Where do you think that meat ends?

Na ujue hyena hukula hadi human corpses za poorly buried pastoralists. Hadi woria walienda na TB, cancer etc hyena haitakagi kujua. Hata hio cemetery iko hapo opposite national park kama shimo sio deep…

[johnpombe]

@Mgaisingano

Huko Kenya ni balaa kiasi hichi? Malaya wanakuibia, wauza nyama wanakuibia na hapo bado hujakutana na panya road

Kumejaa ma-hustler. That is the Oxford dictionary definition of the word Hustler: i.e. a person who employs fraudulent or unscrupulous methods to obtain money; swindler, prostitute. Scum of the earth.

[Gikonyo]

Kitu 007 hapo nyama choma,we ordered nyama tukaambia 300 kupewa kula bill ilikua 1300

[Falafulani]

@kanmz

Beware of Thieves!!
There are these Nyama Choma kiosks by the road on your right, at Kenol shortly after the super highway from Thika towards Mwea.
When you pull aside, tens of men approach you. Each wants you to go buy the Choma from their Den.
You settle on one and you go ahead to choose the meat. You clearly tell them that you need a Kg and you are whisked away to sit.
As you sit, a guy comes with some roast tripes (Matumbo)… you clearly ask who ordered that and you are told that those are just bitings as you wait for your order.
When your meat comes to the table it does not look like a Kg but a huuuuge chunk.
The man with the knife has made several chops by the the time you ask why this Kg looks this much.
He calls a “Supervisor” who explains that someone should have told you that they sell in pieces not in Kgs and unfortunately that’s the piece you selected, so it cannot be cut.
You are not in a dramatic mode, so you tell them it’s OK.
They can package the other half of the chunk for take away…
Shock awaits you when the bill comes.
The unweighted piece could go for any amount. Mine went for Ksh2850…
This was meant to be a Kg of meat for three!
As you absorb that, the Matumbo for “tasting” has been billed too…a cool Ksh800!!
Now here I get irritated and dramatic and promise not to pay for what I didn’t order. The usual “supervisor” comes and it’s finally agreed that you may ignore the Matumbo bill after a heated argument. He reminds you next time not to eat what you did not order…
You pay and ask for your take away piece thinking you have seen it all for the moment.
The take away folded in foil wrappers is gotten from the side of the grill hot and neat to your car.
Shock awaits you Kms ahead.
When you get to your destination and opens your take away, you realise that it came directly from the bins…
It’s leftover eaten bones complete with other food leftovers like cabbages, sima, mataha etc…
Now I sit down and wonder, an alleged business man who is capable of doing this, what else could they be doing?
Are you even sure the meat is legit to begin with?
What about probable armed robbers masquerading in white coats as grill guys when they could be terrorising travellers?
Drug your drinks then steal your money and cars maybe???
This experience got me thinking.
If you cannot avoid those vibandas, then be very careful.
Stay alert.
Be warned.
#Copied

Ukweli. They change the meat on you. you have to stand there and watch the meat being cooked and packed.

[count_dracula]

@kanmz

Beware of Thieves!!
There are these Nyama Choma kiosks by the road on your right, at Kenol shortly after the super highway from Thika towards Mwea.
When you pull aside, tens of men approach you. Each wants you to go buy the Choma from their Den.
You settle on one and you go ahead to choose the meat. You clearly tell them that you need a Kg and you are whisked away to sit.
As you sit, a guy comes with some roast tripes (Matumbo)… you clearly ask who ordered that and you are told that those are just bitings as you wait for your order.
When your meat comes to the table it does not look like a Kg but a huuuuge chunk.
The man with the knife has made several chops by the the time you ask why this Kg looks this much.
He calls a “Supervisor” who explains that someone should have told you that they sell in pieces not in Kgs and unfortunately that’s the piece you selected, so it cannot be cut.
You are not in a dramatic mode, so you tell them it’s OK.
They can package the other half of the chunk for take away…
Shock awaits you when the bill comes.
The unweighted piece could go for any amount. Mine went for Ksh2850…
This was meant to be a Kg of meat for three!
As you absorb that, the Matumbo for “tasting” has been billed too…a cool Ksh800!!
Now here I get irritated and dramatic and promise not to pay for what I didn’t order. The usual “supervisor” comes and it’s finally agreed that you may ignore the Matumbo bill after a heated argument. He reminds you next time not to eat what you did not order…
You pay and ask for your take away piece thinking you have seen it all for the moment.
The take away folded in foil wrappers is gotten from the side of the grill hot and neat to your car.
Shock awaits you Kms ahead.
When you get to your destination and opens your take away, you realise that it came directly from the bins…
It’s leftover eaten bones complete with other food leftovers like cabbages, sima, mataha etc…
Now I sit down and wonder, an alleged business man who is capable of doing this, what else could they be doing?
Are you even sure the meat is legit to begin with?
What about probable armed robbers masquerading in white coats as grill guys when they could be terrorising travellers?
Drug your drinks then steal your money and cars maybe???
This experience got me thinking.
If you cannot avoid those vibandas, then be very careful.
Stay alert.
Be warned.
#Copied

Pole Sana kiongoss,that’s sad,@BADASS if this was you igetumia Ile kamutih ya uko kwenu kusnatch back ur Cash?

[Gaza]

Sisi watu wa reserve hatunanga hizi ma shida.
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[magreb]

I always wonder MTU anafanya biashara hivyo anfikiri ata survive aje coz on the occasions I have felt shortchanged by a business, I simply vote with my feet and pocket. Hapo ndio unakutana na ng’ombe inalwambia umewacha kumpromote forgetting his role in all this. To the OP, let us make the butcheries famous ndio watu waache kusimama hapo. Inbox Alai na Nyakundi.

[Bingwa_Scrotum]

@mishale

we are used to that, and we “have no other option”.
same thing with leadership.

but non-mountaineers are getting into the market and are doing things better, so its just a matter of time before we Kenyans are replaced from all if not most of the businesses. (luthuli avenue)

[Ken_Sarro]

@magreb

I always wonder MTU anafanya biashara hivyo anfikiri ata survive aje coz on the occasions I have felt shortchanged by a business, I simply vote with my feet and pocket. Hapo ndio unakutana na ng’ombe inalwambia umewacha kumpromote forgetting his role in all this. To the OP, let us make the butcheries famous ndio watu waache kusimama hapo. Inbox Alai na Nyakundi.

Hii hekaya ametoa FB group buyer beware

[magreb]

@Ken_Sarro

Hii hekaya ametoa FB group buyer beware

I stopped going for nyama choma kikopey and Kenyatta market juu ya ujinga ya wauzaji na maisha yangu naona inaendelea tuu. Kuna pan ya mchinku ya kuchoma nyama nilinunua. Siku hizi labda jamaa na marafiki waniitie nyama choma. Mimi hujichomea nyama kwa nyumba. Way cheaper and “healthy”. In my hustle, my philosophy ni heri client anioshe but hakuna siku atawahi sema nilimfanyia a shoddy job and they respect me for that. Hii ya wakikuyu sijui tutasema aje sasa.

[magreb]

@Ken_Sarro

Hii hekaya ametoa FB group buyer beware

I stopped going for nyama choma kikopey and Kenyatta market juu ya ujinga ya wauzaji na maisha yangu naona inaendelea tuu. Kuna pan ya mchinku ya kuchoma nyama nilinunua. Siku hizi labda jamaa na marafiki waniitie nyama choma. Mimi hujichomea nyama kwa nyumba. Way cheaper and “healthy”.
In my hustle, my philosophy ni heri client anioshe but hakuna siku atawahi sema nilimfanyia a shoddy job and they respect me for that. Hii ya wakikuyu sijui tutasema aje sasa.