Beware of Fake Birthdays

Club thots be buying a half Kg cake and having a fake birthday. Don’t confuse them with corporate thots. I welcome your thanks in advance.

dick diven njaruo ninunue shares za company gani ?

Did you finance a fake birthday… tupe hekaya.

Yeah I did but was just low damages.

Simp advertising their simpness. A good rule of thumb is never buy a woman any food ever.

Coffee is to get to know the woman, drinks are to loosen her up. Any girl who says they don’t meet for drinks or a coffee and demand lunch on a first date should be blocked immediately.

Girls on tinder have extremely dry conversation ama ni kizungu huwa inawasumbua. I came up with a simple and effective method of meeting girls.

  1. Salutations
    2 Compliment
  2. “would you like to meet up and chat over some coffee or cocktails soon”

Response yes
Ask for number

Response no
i leave her there and wait to try a last time when horny or drunk (kama she’s a 9/10)

Only 3 sentences… Wash,repeat.

How poor are you. Ata chips kuku ya 500 huwezi afford bana. Hapo Kwa drinks utakua umeanza the situasionship on a wrong footing. Sasa kila time mkimeet standards ni zile za nipeleke lounge u end up wasting so much money. You are the bigger simp homy

mama ya mkamba mshamba illiterate maskini @PHARMACY huuza AIDS infested kuma 50 bob mlolongo , angalaua @PHARMACY asilale njaa

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