Beware Men from the Coast

Coast ni raha. Coastal men are not like our upcountry brothers. First of all they have very sweet tongue. Excellent social skills. They are very mild mannered and soft spoken unlike Hawa red peels and mgtow mdomo chafu. They are very respectful. Last December I was at the Coast for my end year vacay and I was in close contact with a certain guy with a boat because I love the deep seas sana Tena sana. So I had become regular customer kwa dau lake. So if you have lived with Coastarians you know that they’re very open and talkative. So on our way kitambo tufike high seas alikuwa ananipigia story mob zake. So nikamuliza, vipi hajapata mwanamke wa kizungu. So he told me wengi wamekuja wajanja, they just toy with the beach boys wakiwa Kenya lie to them that watawapeleka majuu na story inaishia hapo. Once they go back to Europe they never communicate again. So he started telling me how nowadays he’s with local ladies there’s even one who flew him to Nairobi to teach her how to swim.

These men know how to show a woman a good time. Ni wakora but then who isn’t? So Kenyan ladies chunga a na wanaume WA Coast. Especially if you are used to our Bara men who have zero game. Once you taste Coast men Bas umeisha. You will see wanaume WA Bara like taka taka. Even if you are married you will leave everything behind, the sex is that good. Ni wengi sana watu wa Bara, can’t leave pwani bcz of kupewa mapenzi ya hali ya juu hadi unapagawa. Many also use love spells and charms such that you can’t leave them even if they openly cheat on you or con you.

Please we need to be careful with West Africans and Coastarians.

In fact Coastarians are worse because they are experts in going down town. Experts in seduction. Maneno matamu humtoa nyoka pengoni. Experts in cooking for their gfs mapocho pocho achana na wabara hata mayai hawawezani. They are very adventurous hakuna kuboeka. They are scintillating conversationalists. Bed manenos wacha tuu, utamwaga hadi dhambi mwanangu, erogenous zones wana activate. They do massage ile Thai massage inatoa stress and toxins hadi kwa duodenum, you sleep for a good 24 hours.

So what I am saying is keep off these guys. I have pals hadi waleo wameshindwa kutoka Pwani bcz of hio being marinated in mapenzi moto moto. Others lost everything. Ndio wakarejea. Because they’re poor Tena wanaenda Maisha ya raha so they only want mukule raha no future ambition.

We men can say the same bout coast ladies na wanawake wa bara.

cheza chini Makena bana

Muliwachilia msichana akamalizwa na Beach MAN hata sio Beach boy ni Beach Guka. All these men in Nairobi? Hii ni hasara kubwa Sana. Anerlisa naye ako na mbongo. Kenyan men are very fake. Mali I naenda tuu mukiona? All that money could have ended up with your kids. Nrb men need to wake up.

The true schizophrenic nature of one @TrumanCapote , a while ago, it was all praises to the coastal men.

shait

Kalisha uzee na umaskini mbali @Malaya Mzee

@TrumanCapote sisi watu wa bara tunajielewa na pia tinajiamini. Tukisafiri hadi pwani, tunapiga show za kibabe na kurejea bara, tunachafua maji kabisa, beach Boys seat out till we leave. A beach boy or beach Grandy will do all those things you have mentioned coz anataka kuwekwa kama lijipaka vile, kama male prostitution, offering a service in return for your cash

Would these guys hold the same sway elsewhere, or is it just the advantage of the holiday atmosphere? The coast is of course magical, with it’s friendly culture, rich history and many places of interest. Almost everyone you meet who isn’t working or doesn’t live there is out for fun. Perhaps as an inexperienced young lady then (correct me if you weren’t), you were just mesmerized by the charm of the exquisite Swahili accents, the food, the sea and sand, the salty air, and the heat? Which explains why, after seeing more of life you can now admire them, yet see through the veil of carefree romance.

Kweli mchungu kaka. Kule wako job. Mapenzi ni kitega uchumi. I fear those people they can do anything to get money out of your pockets. Wame waste so many junguus na watu wa Bara wenye walienda kubigia mapenzi. I always warn my friends who go there to keep off.

Mumaona Sasa Kijiji kinachangamka kwa hekaya za @Capote. Baada ya @Masood kumpa mahaba za kisure na mchezo wa vita vya mbwa na nyani @TrumanCapote Sasa anamiminia sifa wapwani.

Amakweli mcheza kwao hutuzwa.

Actually I know both sides of the coin. Every year during the cold winter month of July I would take a vacation there. Later on I lived in the same places as a resident. It’s very different from when you are on holiday. When I became a resident at first I did not like it because it was not as convenient as a big city. So when I lived there I was exposed to a alot of the negative aspects of the place like child prostitution, like rampant witchcraft, party and whoring lifestyles that are there. I heard and observed alot of things. It took some getting used to but after some time I actually loved the place and I plan to move there in future God willing . I love the weather, the food, the culture. I want to retire there. There prostitution is an industry like manufacturing. When there’s no whites shops stay closed bcz even the influx of local people depend on the season. Peak or off peak. Many drop out of school so they must learn how to seduce bcz that’s their ticket to life. Obviously you don’t expect such a person to be equal to an upcountry person to who such things are a by the way. For them it’s business not romance. When I lived there I kept my distance from them because I saw what it did to others who allowed themselves to get carried away by the extreme romance and sex. I could also see the misery of prostitution both in men and women after their white lovers left after their safari was over. Their lifestyle is raha 24’7 so obviously no good can come from such hedonism. It’s just all about drugs and parties. People want to sell you hard drugs, others want to sell you sex, I mean it’s not a good life. For the people doing it and for the recepients. You can imagine how many white women this guy has had and look at him at 55 he’s still a pauper. And that’s how most of them end up in spite of living a very fast life full of adventures some even go to Europe and return bcz wamezoea easy lazy life.

Don’t take this opportunity to advertise yourself. Somebody died. Free advertising imejileta. Tell us what you pple do to drive women wild. Mtoto wa watu anapenda ndege wakati wa Corona. Tell us. Watu waingie inbox upesi. Kuna watu wengi wanahitaji mapenzi ya pwani.

 :smiley: vita vya umbwa na nyani

The prostitution is ruining girls and boys there. Other than that, it’s certainly a great place to settle in to take a break from the frenzy of a big city. Kilifi is beautiful, quiet and nice. Malindi is a gem if you get land or a house around there.

I prefer Mombasa/mtwapa because it is a mix and there’s lots of upcountry people there. It’s a little more like Nairobi than Kilifi and Malindi. Cosmopolitan. Kilifi is abit small. I’ve lived in small towns and I don’t like how everyone is all up in each other’s business. I have a friend who is raising kids in Malindi and I keep telling her that isn’t a place to raise kids. Too many drugs. Too much hedonism and immorality. Can you imagine that even your tuktuk guy bcz there’s no mats there you either use Bajaj or tuktuk. So these guys offer to sell you drugs right off the bat. Drugs are everywhere. There’s too many junkies. There’s entire villages with druggies. Its not a good life even for the few that make it.

The World is basically made up of 2 kinds of People …
The Exploiters … and the Exploited
Make sure that you are NEVER in the second group … :smiley:

Amen to that Pastor Rexxx